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Never where you are.
Joined July 2015
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Dating a Zulu woman is hilarious, because as soon as you don't adequately perform masculinity it's
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🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane signs record-breaking new Bayern Munich contract. 33yo striker extends from next summer to June 2029 on most lucrative deal in #FCBayern history. Believed to make England captain Europe’s highest-paid player by salary @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7649297…
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Verbatim.
How do you flirt?
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You ain’t even gotta ask for that much 300 and I’m evaporating
Sometimes you gotta ask a nigga for $3000 so he can leave you tf alone 😭
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do you think the shooter waited for charlie to say some bullshit or was that just a coincidence
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BREAKING: 54% of Americans want Elon Musk in Prison for DOGE in new poll
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She broke the narrative that Ukraine are the good guys
The nurse who exposed Ukraine's black sites where mobilized men are tortured has been officially brought before court
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Whoever is driving a Haval parked at Alberton new market mall next to KFC with kids inside,your kids are drinking your Gordon's
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don’t go switching sides now pussy
IMPEACH TRUMP NOW 🇺🇸
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Didn’t even need the alarm this morning. BlTCH WE WOKE
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That Snoop Dogg Biopic is gonna be one of the worst movies of all time.
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BREAKING: Iran burns poster of Trump, Netanyahu, Witkoff and Vance in Tehran tonight, following Trump's midterm defeat.
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Y’all are booing him when he’s right
Fresh out the shower pussy is the worst kind.
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They prefer “worked all day” pussy…. Or fresh from the gym pussy, even…
Y’all are booing him when he’s right
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Smh
My girl spent Christmas with my family today , surely ima marry her? 🥺
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Hitler lived in a hostel selling postcards in his early 20s. Stalin was a deadbeat dad in prison at age 32. Khomeini was a noname cleric until age 60 Never lose hope
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If you want skills call Yamal. If you want composure call Olise. If you want goals call Haaland. If you want speed call Mbappe. If you want all of the above, call Ballondueke. 🏆
Let’s get this easy win tonight
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i’m done dating 😕
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his heart is really not into it anymore
Q: You're going to accept all of these races, right? Trump: Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't I?
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