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i come here for the jokes. i could never see these things in real life. i am a parody. Views expressed are my own or your mother's

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2023
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After a certain tax bracket, im leaving social media bruh
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I am the weakest ive ever been in my entire lifeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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Freeway Rick Ross says he made up to $3 million a day selling cocaine. Now he says he owes $1 million to the rapper who took his name. He was sentenced to life. While he was inside, a former corrections officer started rapping as β€œRick Ross” and became one of the biggest rappers in the world. In the video below, he tells Joe Rogan how he lost his own name. He was released in 2009 and sued. β€œHow would you take my name and not have the decency to ask me first?” He says the rapper never even admitted it. β€œHe tells people that he invented the name.” He lost on timing. The judge dated it from the first time a small radio station outside Miami played the rapper’s record. He had two years to sue. β€œI should have filed my lawsuit five days before I got out of jail.” He says the label had 15 lawyers and spent $1.5 million on the case. How much did they offer him? β€œZero.” At the time, his mother was in her 80s and about to lose her house over $220,000. β€œI probably would have took $220,000.” Instead, he was ordered to pay their legal fees. The judge put it at about $1 million. β€œI owe them a million dollars right now.” $3 million a day. $220,000 for his mom’s house. $1 million owed for his own name. The case for the rapper: the courts sided with him, and Freeway sued too late. In May 2026, the rapper called him a β€œcrackhead” and asked where the $3 million a day ever went. The case for Freeway: his name was famous long before the rapper’s. He says he would have settled for less than what the label spent on lawyers. So did the rapper steal Freeway’s name, or did Freeway just lose it in court?
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Asked chatgpt an excel question and this mf give me the answer and adds a literal quiz at the end.
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I’ll never forget when Zuma’s buddies at Eskom gave Guptas R659m to β€œbuy”substandard coal Eskom couldn’t use. The Guptas then used that money to plug R600m shortfall in their purchase of Optimum Coal Mine (where Duduzane held a 19% stake) after banks had refused to finance them😭
Replying to @_uPrince
ANC has not had a president worse than Jacob Zuma.
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"Forget the comparison… when did Drake become a storyteller?" 🀑🀑🀑
let me tell you bout my brother tho
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Rephrase this man
my new hire just blew me so bad her phone percentage will be at 100 when she leave today , I PROMISE
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Aside from being lies, why does America want to limit other countries getting nuclear weaponry lol. If we are all big boys im pretty sure we'd all respect each other more
Wow. Senator John Kennedy. How is this not everywhere. Seriously. This is insane. Listen to what he’s actually saying.
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Republicans lost because the public was told their resources are going to foreign stuff. In SA, they also convinced the public that the resources are going to foreign stuff.
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Truml back in the days, using the same talking points they are currently using agains him
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So we have established that the best way to destabilize any country or alter power, is convincing the public that their resources are going to rubbish. πŸ‘πŸΏ
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Bwoah anilunganga
Replying to @ayanda_thequeen
Lol… couldn’t verify her on the member portalπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ She’s not one of usπŸ™
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I just think when a woman actually loves you, she also protects your money. If you have ever heard her say β€œno babe that’s expensive, let’s do something else, or we need to save for xyz” then you’ve reached a different stage of partnership.
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Ja neh
The more I lay with this person, the more I miss my ex πŸ˜”
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I don’t wanna hear diss tracks from somebody who said Milagro Gramz had them in tears
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Avada Kedavra ⚑️πŸͺ„
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Its because niggas think they deserve the prettiest of women
why every shorty feel like they deserve a rich nigga? ion feel like i deserve beyonce where’s the disconnect? 😭
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The issue isn’t you guys thinking you were hired on merit. It’s that you guys don’t realise that WYT owned firms wouldn’t hire YOU based on merit, they always had & always planned to hire on race That’s the actual success of BEE
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let me tell you bout my brother tho
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One thing bout me is that I'll be an introvert with extrovert people im interested in. Fucking terrible
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