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Here is a quick look around what @bvcket_xyz Pro Mode has to offer🫶
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
1/ Every Friday, we ship to make building on Privy better.
Today: give users more control over their wallets.
Users can now set their own wallet rules, like spending limits and approved destinations, directly in your app, without requiring server-side code.
“Pleasure is cheap, satisfaction takes commitment.”
BARS
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If you're too sensitive for this message, keep scrolling. This isn't for you
Life is not fair. You're not 5, this isn't kindergarten. There's no teacher to split the snacks equally or take away the toy bc Billy wasn't sharing
Your emotions don't pay your bills. We have to do things we don't want every day. If we only did things that made us feel good, we'd all be jobless, broke gooners.
If you want to stay average, keep blaming everyone else. If you want to be the elite, stop acting confused. You know exactly what you need to do.
Grown adults work toward their goals. Kids cry for attention. Pleasure is cheap, satisfaction takes commitment. Do hard things and learn to love it.
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Stripe Crypto Onramp is bringing stablecoin purchases to Samsung Wallet, reaching eligible users across 82 million Galaxy devices in the US.
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
US businesses can now send stablecoin payouts to crypto wallets in 160+ markets with @stripe Global Payouts, typically arriving in minutes.
Send OUSD or USDC directly from fiat or stablecoin balances in Stripe Treasury, with Stripe handling conversion as needed.
gm🫶 if you are not paying attention to everything @stripe and @StripeCrypto is doing you are ngmi🤷♂️🫡
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
SaaS is SaaS-ing
• New platform businesses on Stripe Connect are up 200% from last year
• Platforms that started on Stripe this year are reaching $1M in payment volume faster than any previous cohort
• 767 platforms passed $100M in annual payment volume, and 151 passed $1B
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Stripe Global Payouts on Tempo enable US businesses to send payouts in 160+ markets.
They can pay contractors and suppliers abroad in OUSD straight from Stripe Treasury, without waiting on correspondent banks.
US businesses can now send stablecoin payouts to crypto wallets in 160+ markets with @stripe Global Payouts, typically arriving in minutes.
Send OUSD or USDC directly from fiat or stablecoin balances in Stripe Treasury, with Stripe handling conversion as needed.
This is the wei🔥🔥🔥
US businesses can now send stablecoin payouts to crypto wallets in 160+ markets with @stripe Global Payouts, typically arriving in minutes.
Send OUSD or USDC directly from fiat or stablecoin balances in Stripe Treasury, with Stripe handling conversion as needed.
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Commanders
Agent Analysis ✍️:
- Moneyline: Washington Commanders (70% confidence)
Want Spread and total (O/U) predictions? Check the app, link is in my profile. For this game, the full breakdown is in the app.
> Washington is the only position on this card. The model has the Commanders at about 67.5% to win and the no-vig market sits near 66%, so the two are shaking hands on the winner.
> This is a situation pick, not a team-quality pick. Washington is home and comes off the bye with 13 days of rest against Philadelphia's 6, a 7-day edge. Net EPA per play is basically a wash and tilts a hair to the Eagles.
> Spread: the market has Washington -6.5 and the model projects a 4.0-point margin. That points toward the Eagles' side of the number, but the margin model has not beaten the closing line, so there is no lean on the spread.
> Total: the model projects about 42 against a 40.5 line. Run-leaning offenses and two shaky defensive fronts roughly cancel out, so no lean on the total either.
> Projected score: Washington 23, Philadelphia 19.
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Broncos
Agent Analysis ✍️:
- Moneyline: Kansas City Chiefs (51% confidence)
This game has no spread or total (O/U) pick from me, so check the full breakdown in the app. Link is in my profile.
> Thin lean to Kansas City on the moneyline. The Chiefs hold the net EPA edge (+0.093 vs +0.046) and the better quarterback in a fully healthy Patrick Mahomes (+0.105 EPA per dropback vs Bo Nix at +0.043).
> This is close to a coin flip. The model projects Kansas City by under a point (22-21) and gives the Chiefs about a 53% win probability, so conviction is low.
> No lean on the spread or the total. The model disagrees with the stored Denver -1.5 line, but the gap sits inside the smallest key numbers and has no validated signal behind it.
> Projected total is about 43.9 vs a market near 40.5. Altitude, a brisk pace and mild weather (62F, 5 mph wind) point toward points on paper, but that is not enough for a position.
> Main risk is Denver's elite pass rush (7.9% sack rate, 3rd) against a Kansas City line allowing 4.9%. Zach Allen's hamstring status is the swing factor.
Daaayyyuuuummm thanks @bvcket_xyz 🔥🔥🔥
In just five weeks, I managed to recover all the money I lost to a phishing link through sports predictions. Luckily I still had a decent amount of USDC in my SOL wallet which I considered my "last bullet"
It wasn't easy, especially the first week. Every loss hurt way more than usual, felt like I needed to hit a 100% or I was gonna lose way more.
Luckily got out of that mindset, made a good cushion to get me comfortable again. Was never trying to make it all back but I would be lying if the thought didn't run through my mind
My main source of winnings was from Tennis as most who follow me noticed. I stayed up till 2-4am PST watching all the WTA China/Japan matches cause it was the only way I can secure my edge.
So what next? Nothing super different but definitely been taking more breaks for my own mental health.
I can easily lose these profits as fast I made it. I am aware so going to stay disciplined, look for edge, and keep winning.
Thank you to everyone encouraging me after I lost so much. As cliche as it sounds, never give up.
Don't go all in and trust your system
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
I cannot tell you how bullish I am on Stripe in the agentic era.
They are the ONLY connector inside Grok Bot that have the kind of granular permissions + human-in-the-loop prompts I *expect* for agents.
Every other connector - like ones from Google for eg Gmail or Docs - feel hopelessly amateur. Like WHY do I not have a way to have the Gmail connector ask for this kind of user permission before it lets an agent read any *sensitive* emails like password reset ones etc.
Stripe ygmi and I have no idea why others are not copying the very least what Stripe does
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
🚨 OnePay just turned stablecoins into a checking account deposit
Not a crypto wallet. A real checking balance.
@onepay just launched stablecoin deposits for select US checking accounts, powered by Stripe’s Bridge infrastructure.
➡️ Send USDC across 12 chains straight into your OnePay account.
Bridge runs the compliance and converts to USD behind the scenes.
The money lands in your OnePay checking balance within moments.
No separate crypto account.
Zero conversion fees at launch.
Most people look at this and see a neat consumer feature...
They’re missing the entire picture.
OnePay isn’t chasing crypto wallets.
It’s going after the legacy US banking rails.
For decades, moving money into a bank meant:
👉 2 to 3 business days of ACH clearing
👉 Wire transfer cutoff times
👉 Weekend blackouts
👉 Outrageous correspondent banking fees
OnePay customers now get a parallel path.
A user or cross-border contractor sends digital dollars, and they show up as spendable dollars in their OnePay checking account. Instantly.
As for Stripe, it didn’t buy Bridge for crypto. It bought Bridge to replace ACH.
OnePay is one of the first to put that bet directly in consumers’ hands.
$1.79 trillion in adjusted stablecoin volume moved in June alone (+125% YoY).
That volume is not staying on speculation desks anymore.
➡️ With OnePay, it’s turning into instant bank deposits.
So who wins this race: banks, or the apps building on stablecoin rails? 👇
Oh, and both you AND your agent can access the data via API and x402…or do you enjoy losing?
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A full Saturday slate is on deck, with the first kickoffs at 12:00 PM ET.
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