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Joined December 2011
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That award goes to Electricity bro.
Still the most amazing invention in all of mankind……..
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Chai!!! Now I believe I’ve seen it all. #MUFC
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I was reading about black holes and I found something insane. So get this. Newton discovers basic gravity, right? Apples falls from a tree. Why does it fall from a tree? He said objects with mass attract one another. Yeah, okay, good. But then people were like
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He went to a place where they call themselves “Red Devils” and you think the people there would survive that visit?
pastor jerry eze, atleast we dey draw before you climb old trafford omo, come outside abeg!!!
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FORZA MILAN!!!
THIS CITY IS OURS! 🔴⚫ Brought to you by @Bitpanda_global
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Seems to me if you're an ex player in charge there's zero accountability. But if you're a foreign coach just outside the top 4 playing a back 3 demanding standards you're a criminal to football and must be removed.
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We're now in this strange world where you can have one win in 9, not train the players properly, but have a good half at Chelsea and be totally in the clear. I'll say it again. Look at the reaction when Amorim was playing a back 3 and a few points off 4th.
Chelsea 2-0 Man United Rio Reacts - First Half - Martinez Red Card Reaction - Away Fans Unbelievable Support
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I want to understand something, now that it’s Carrick, the players are suddenly the problem? The same players that finished 3rd last season? Do you know how confused and directionless you have to be to call for a manager sack, ignoring the squad and then going ahead to say that same squad is not good enough after employing a new manager, but still holding on to the argument that the former manager was the one that wasn’t good enough? #CHEMUN
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Totel retweeted
“Hold on, let me call you back” A statement made by someone preparing to forget your existence.
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The liquid inside your lighter, what do you think it is? Kerosene?
na only Nigerians dey see gas🥹💔 dumbites
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“Hold on, let me call you back” A statement made by someone preparing to forget your existence.
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“Customers are always right” is one of the biggest business lies ever told. Sometimes you need to put them in their place and let them understand that without value, their money is useless, else they’ll never respect you and the value you’re offering them.
Replying to @MegOfficiall
"This is her manager. You will not speak to anyone on my team like that. Not today. Not ever." He started shouting again. She said, "I'm going to stop you there. We're done working together. I'll send the final invoice today." And she hung up. $80,000 a year. Gone. In one sentence. She turned to me and said, "Take the rest of the day. Paid." I cried in my car for twenty minutes. Not because of him. Three weeks later, the client called back and asked for my manager. He apologised to her. Then he asked to speak to me, and apologised again. She took him back. At a 15% higher rate. She calls it the "manners fee."
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Hope you know a part of being intelligent is the ability to break down the most complex things in the most simple form?
the intelligence gap between us was too much 💔
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CARRICK MUST STAY!!! #MUNBOU
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1-4 all and all 4-1!
Movie suggestions please (Romantic)
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I don't want them to sack Carrick i want Carricksexuals to suffer more and more
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Let me guess, you’re a Man United fan? Don’t go through the corners.
The older I get, the more I feel disconnected from football. I used to watch every EPL game, adulting is something else man🙆‍♂️. Now I check final results and move on.
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Madam enjoy your Carrick, no dey shout for our head!
Manchester United fans that support Amorim wants to gaslight us that we were on a good trajectory. This man finished 15th! Lost the Europa league final to Spurs. Starts a one game per week season on a losing streak, lost to 10 men Everton, lost to Grimbsy in league 2! You all are insane
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Totel retweeted
The annoying part about this Amorim guy and why it's more painful than every other previous managers is that every sensible Man Utd fan knows we lost a rare gem.
🚨🎙️⚠️ Ruben Amorim after Milan’s 4-0 win: “You look TOO much at the result. I think we’ve played BETTER games. I DISAGREE when you say this was our BEST performance.” “Tonight we played well, but there were four or five situations where, with more precision, they could have caused us a LOT of problems.” “We still have many things to improve.”
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Lol. This is not new. My school bus used to come pick me up by 6am. This was in primary school.
Man Left in Shock After Seeing a School Bus Arrive at Their Estate in Lagos by 5:30 a.m. to Pick Up Students
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