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24. mixed (hispanic-black-white) dude. bi. aspiring tech, wannabe video game photographer. 🔞+ only. very NSFW rts so be warned 🫡

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Joined June 2022
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If you’re looking for OC stuff, that’s what I do. I’ll just put all the posts about mine below here lol
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BREAKING: Trump now wants to put journalists in jail, with new White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller pushing for jailing journalists to force out sources, per The Atlantic. Miller is "in favor" and insists that it "wouldn't take long for journalists to give up their sources." Trump wants somebody who "will crack skulls," and "doesn't want to be reined in." "Stephen is the only one who gets stuff done," Trump said.
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The way Pixy asks "will he see this video?" makes me so emotional. Even after all these years they still love each other...
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“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.” “Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.” “Absolutely not.”
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Ace Combat genuinely has amazing lady characters man. The fact that all of these gals play a pretty important (to some extent) role in the story is awesome
Dastardly Do-Gooder (@annadashzvezda) profile pictureDastardly Do-Gooder@annadashzvezdaNov 9
Stolen from r/acecombat
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Stolen from r/acecombat
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Queen 1 - Kate Evans thx for letting me use it as a ref! xitter.gq/OffModel3D/status/2113…
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OffModelStudio (@OffModel3D) profile pictureOffModelStudio
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For the ethical gooners: I desloppified that one Kate pic that's been floating around since AC8 released. #ACECOMBAT #ace8 #b3d
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Boom art
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Jake Lang is a pedophile. He wanted to fuck a 15-year-old. Sadly for him, he had to wait until she was 16. Further devastation that it wasn't actually a little girl. He got caught, actually grooming somebody. Now he harasses a cat adoption show, to attack furries and LGBT+. – at Spokane, WA
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My boss is who I could become and it’s one of those things that helps me remain conscious about what I say
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I cannot imagine being the one person nobody likes. Not one.
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Why strangereal have bullshit wunderwaffes but not this?
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Rook ✈️ (@RookF22) profile pictureRook ✈️@RookF22Nov 7
I think AC8 not having a satellite intercept mission against a falling Tonitrus Spear was a missed opportunity
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ruru@DEBIRUDOG18h
definitely spent a normal amount of time on this #pkmnoc
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❤️ #Oplita
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remembered that i forgot to post my sketches of rex woopsies #ACECOMBAT8
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OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE THIS CLIP COMES FROM😭😭
Kate🏳️‍⚧️ | 🩵Visionquest/Resident Evil Era🧟 (@MurdocksMommy) profile pictureKate🏳️‍⚧️ | 🩵Visionquest/Resident Evil Era🧟@MurdocksMommyNov 7
Here I am😼 #NowPlaying Resident Evil 5
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remember when this guy killed his mother by neglecting her and letting her oxygen tank explode
Hasanabi Productions (fan account) (@HasanabiProd) profile pictureHasanabi Productions (fan account)
@HasanabiProdNov 8
Asmongold in 2025: I've been making jokes about George Floyd for years, why can't people joke about Charlie Kirk? Asmongold in 2026: If you joke about Charlie Kirk you need to be arrested, deplatformed and lose your bank accounts
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"In her sick Pedo way XD" If y'all fw Vivienne lowk block me.
Bugle🧃 (@BonelessBugle) profile pictureBugle🧃@BonelessBugleNov 7
it’s almost her time to shine guys🥺❤️
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Shadow 22 if Cope's spirit decided to attach to him instead of Rex
bleed (@hearingvoicees) profile picturebleed@hearingvoiceesNov 8
Da mf I killed 8 weeks ago keep poppin up in my dreams bra leave me alone
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"Our economy depends on mercs like us." - Savian Mercenaries wallpaper by me.
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I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. This interview is going to make his most loyal followers rip their butthole hairs out LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAAOOAAOOAAO
Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) profile pictureTomi Lahren
@TomiLahrenNov 9
Come again?
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