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Abuja, Nigeria
Joined November 2011
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
The real issue is that you are never willing to date your age mates until you click 30. From 19 to 27, you only want a man older than you because they are much established. Now you're in your 30s and you're attacking your age mates for wanting younger women. When you were 23 looking for 30 years old men having refused to date your mates, were you not aware that there were 30 years old women who wanted those men too? For you to date up, it means the men were dating down. The principle is constant. As you're in your 30s now, there are young women in their 19s to 27 who want 30+ men. You'll not decide for the women what age grade to date and you'll never decide for the men you rejected when you were younger, what age grade to date.
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
A woman who visits her ex at a hotel or his house isn't over his dick. She misses it and will keep going back for sex. Run from such a girl, as she will keep cheating on you.
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“Comot for here”
How can someone turn this into a sticker on WhatsApp? It’s so funny. I wan dey use am for billing messages😂
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Most say they’re either bankers or nurses🤣🤣🤣
Does DSS have honey pot baddies and what do they look like?
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
new parents, you see that your kid’s primary education? spend money on it.
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
Do you know one painful part of being a Nigerian man on social media? It is the realisation that our whores are pirated versions, and that the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
This might be the best summary on how a true believer should act:
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
In Islam, a man has to provide reasonable food, shelter and clothes to women in his care. Beyond this, duka kyautatawa ne. She is not entitled to it. So, no, a woman is not meant to spend a man’s money. I will not be party to the infantilization of women. All adults should know
I'm not with you on this one as a man. A woman is meant to spend a man's money, that is part of the meaning of "qawwamuuna". A woman is soft, she is flower, a queen. In ba dole ba me ma ya sa zata sha wahalan nema?
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This is why, when a woman says, “Kudin miji na, kudi na ne,” I leave the argument because I know the person is ignorant. Kudin mijinki ba kudinki ba ne. This is why, if you steal his money, you are a thief. Aside from these three things, anything else kyautatawa ne. Period.
In Islam, a man has to provide reasonable food, shelter and clothes to women in his care. Beyond this, duka kyautatawa ne. She is not entitled to it. So, no, a woman is not meant to spend a man’s money. I will not be party to the infantilization of women. All adults should know
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
Replying to @J1shaq
Can naga wani ya tallafo matarsa a asibiti se iyayi sukeyi nan Na fasa gaida Mara lafiyan ma na dawo gida
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
noi sare babes man, the absolute worst.
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Hausawa ate with “wanda baiji bari ba yaji hoho”
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Na kabbara sallah, nafara fatiha then i realized ba riga jikina
tun safe nake jan charbi, lissafi ya kwace mun.
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
with all the women who have died from BBL complications, you witches haven’t come out to call BBL a death sentence. At this point, it’s beginning to look less like concern for women’s safety and more like an attempt to make anything related to marriage, motherhood and building a family sound like the worst thing that can happen to a woman.
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Dear Young men. If you intent to be polygamous, marry your second wife within five years of marriage, with this the first wife will not be too bitter or difficult to handle, once you make the mistake some of us made by staying for decades you shall not be getting it easy. Thanks
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MoOky Monocles retweeted
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Dem fuck my girlfriend you dey call me weak man. How I suppose stop am? Na her papa be the weak man, na him daughter dem fuck.
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Manchester United's problem isn't the coach, they'll keep changing coaches from now until eternity if the management doesn't do the right thing.
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What leads some makeup artists to behave with such arrogance or audacity?
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