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Two things madrista fan does before Barca's match If Barca loses we will troll messi If Barca wins without any point blame referees

Listening to "Give me some sunshine" while writing my assignments was a wrong idea!

Sometimes I don't post my ideas on social media thinking that people may start following that!

You think relationships are hard try finding washroom in mall's..!

I think I downloaded wrong version of sacred games..

Aaj gym mein English gaane baj rhe the aur muje pata chala ki kisi aur ke English gaane sunne se acha aap punjabi gaane e sunlo

1 tip to dress better than usual: Mehenge kapde kreed lo!

Sab pan masala ke ad mein Swades movie ka story copy kiya h..koi gaon mein electricity la rha h toh koi bacho ke liye school bana rha h koi apna city wala job chodne gaon mein help kr rha h.. saala desh badlne ke liye change nahi pan masala ki zarurat h..!

I haven't aged enough to handle a umbrella.

Single people coming to mumbai thinking that they will be renting a top floor flat where they can see marine drive or face worli sealink..😂😂 Societies: wait a minute who are you?

Air-conditioner on krte waqt tumhare mann mein electricity bill nahi aatay to ameer ho tum..!

Nowadays babies are not babies they are snapchat products

Icc policies won against nz today 😂

Martin guptill ko 200 million logo ki badh dua lagi h nz kaise jeetega re worldcup tu

49th and 50th over of #CWC19Final if you're a cricket fan and missed this you're never going to be more disappointed in yourself.!

Sabke nazar mein wo khud sabse bade kamine hote chae fir b kabhi zindagi mein kisi anjaan aadmi ki chocolate b na khayi ho

People adding location like tahoe lake on their photograph in which they are tying their shoe laces..you asshole I know you are not dyslexic show me the fucking place..!

Once you start eating biryani with dahi there is no going back..!

It's really disappointing when your meme doesnt get as much react, Meme which you thought would rock the world crash Facebook servers and would change the face of memes..!really disappointing man..!

Last benchers are never last benchers because they are forced to sit on the first benches. .!#satyavachan

Am I the only one who doesn't mind interacting with my uber driver?