Samekshh retweeted
She: Which is your favourite sport ?
Me: Running.
She: Elaborate..
Me: Running away from responsibilities
#NationalSportsDay
Samekshh retweeted
Mukesh Ambani should now step into multiplex business and bring down the prices of Popcorn.
Samekshh retweeted
Me before the last over- Pune should win.
Me after the match- Mujhe states ke naam na sunayi dete hain, na dikhai dete hain. Sirf ek mulk...
Samekshh retweeted
After 15 years of marriage y husband looks 45 years old and wife 30 years old?
Coz of this...
हे भगवान् मेरी उम्र मेरे पति को लग जाये
Samekshh retweeted
Snapchat's CEO doesn't know that Pakistan exists. Otherwise he would've mentioned it along with India and Spain.
Samekshh retweeted
*Saw 17 year old boy working in farms*
Me: Bhai tujhe padhai karni chahiye kaam nahi.
He: Apna kaam kar bhsdk vacation chal raha hai.
Samekshh retweeted
Best Agarbatti advertisement-
Clip 1- Boy lighting sutli bomb with Agarbatti
2- Enjoys fragrance
3- Bomb blasts
4- Agarbatti on photo
Samekshh retweeted
Year 2200
Earth destroyed by climate changes, asteroid hits
Aliens visit, clear layers of mess
Find Nokia 3310 with 30 missed calls
Samekshh retweeted
Sad to hear that there is No dance performance from superstars like Filmfare awards at #Oscars
















