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Don’t forget to put out milk and cookies for Nick Chubb tonight
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So if he wins, there’s zero voter fraud, right?
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Just got off of a six hour plane ride?
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#LetEmKnow
Todd Lewis (@Jenga1115) profile pictureTodd Lewis@Jenga11152 Nov 2024
As the only person in the world with firsthand knowledge of both situations. I can report with 100% accuracy that @__devbot__ cried more at the Cavs parade than she cried during her own wedding. @Clevohjohn @Edward40hams
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‘PRINTERS’ need a new name because they don’t do that.
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The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.
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Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits
Polling USA (@USA_Polling) profile picturePolling USA
@USA_Polling22 Oct 2024
Walz: "Look Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit"
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just fell to my knees
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Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.
Alexa Williams (@alexawilliams7) profile pictureAlexa Williams@alexawilliams721 Oct 2024
Louder, for the people in the back.
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Did this with a raccoon the other night
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these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win. they can at least TRY to hide the bias. chumps.
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David Fry x Creed @CleGuardians @PulseCleveland Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether
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Me liking every tweet about @CleGuardians
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I guess the whole "shut up and play" thing doesn't apply to white christian nationalists...
The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) profile pictureThe Kansas City Star@KCStar14 Oct 2024
Chiefs’ Harrison Butker forms political action committee to promote traditional values kansascity.com/news/politics…
Chiefs’ Harrison Butker forms political action committee to promote traditional values

Chiefs’ Harrison Butker forms political action committee to promote traditional values

The Kansas City Chiefs’ kicker announced the creation of his political action committee alongside an endorsement of Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley.

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The champagne of beers. Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!
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Why is this so funny to me😂
katie 𐦍 (@kat1enotfound) profile picturekatie 𐦍@kat1enotfound6 Oct 2024
this is how it feels to tie ur shoe in public
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We were one right turn away from a mob entering the Senate chambers on January 6, murdering half the legislative branch, stopping the transfer of power, and ending our democracy. A single black guy saved the day. Do us all a favor and stfu.
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Robert Kelner (@robkelner) profile pictureRobert Kelner
@robkelner6 Oct 2024
Most rational Americans understand the following: American democracy will not “end” regardless of who is elected President in November. Kamala Harris won’t and can’t end it. Donald Trump won’t and can’t end it. Let’s stop the hyperbole on both sides.
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The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.
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Aren’t American women tired of this? First Harris slept her way to the top. Then she wasn’t a woman because she didn’t have a baby. Now she’s a witch? Come on. We’ve seen this show before and it’s tired. #CNN #women
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unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”
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