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The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.
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Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits
Walz: "Look Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit"
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just fell to my knees
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these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win. they can at least TRY to hide the bias. chumps.
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David Fry x Creed @CleGuardians @PulseCleveland Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether
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The champagne of beers. Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!
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We were one right turn away from a mob entering the Senate chambers on January 6, murdering half the legislative branch, stopping the transfer of power, and ending our democracy. A single black guy saved the day. Do us all a favor and stfu.
Most rational Americans understand the following: American democracy will not “end” regardless of who is elected President in November. Kamala Harris won’t and can’t end it. Donald Trump won’t and can’t end it. Let’s stop the hyperbole on both sides.
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The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.
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Aren’t American women tired of this? First Harris slept her way to the top. Then she wasn’t a woman because she didn’t have a baby. Now she’s a witch? Come on. We’ve seen this show before and it’s tired. #CNN #women
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unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”
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Guys we could literally be two months away from never hearing this man’s name ever again PLEASE please please please vote
Donald Trump says he will not run for President again in four years if he loses in November: “I think that that will be it.”
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So, as a Canadian, I decided to watch the 2024 presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Can anyone explain to me how this is supposedly a close race. Seriously, how is this possible.
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Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.
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fellas when you see this face…….. run #Debate2024
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If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024
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Is everyone in Cleveland done pretending that Deshaun Watson is any good? Trash human, trash player.
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Donald Trump wants to give me $70,000. #Election2024 #KamalaHarris #DonaldTrump
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