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dyslexia survivor

Austin, TX
Joined September 2019
reconnecting w an ex 🥰
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One kiss is all it takes your honor
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Unc is actually short for rambunctious
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No babe I love how you already know the bartender here
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whoever got the blue honda at walmart your kids smoking the roaches out your ashtray
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ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous
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I’m on that good hay and in my stall
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telling my wife to stfu so i can shazam whatever chili's has on
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choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something
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has RFK tried just coughing really hard
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i would die for my country san antonio
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Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl
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Ordering so much mcdonald's that Im on the news
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Courtside tonight
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I miss high school weed
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Me walking out of the interview after saying Neck kisses as my weakness
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Fat niggas be counting just texting bitches as bodies
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bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today
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I’ll serve crack before I serve this country
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