@_cde

☪ Will snark for hire. Also loves dem hips.

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Joined March 2010
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cts🌸
@gf_256Oct 23
call her PHP the way she hella insecure (but still run 70% of my life)
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Dabs🩸
@DabsMaloneOct 22
a lot of old software was protected by “exploiting this would be an unreasonable amount of work” we have invented a machine that does unreasonable amounts of work anyway how’s the patch backlog
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Herrington Darkholme
@hd_nvimOct 21
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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Kapitán Sládek@KapitanSladekOct 21
heppari(※official🔞)
@OCdwkim1124Oct 21
I changed the upload method for Twitter's algorithm! I plan to split this episode into parts, like UNF. I’ll show you the next epi soon!
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Joel Grus 🤠
@joelgrusOct 21
she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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Frau Haku❗️
@Frau_HakuOct 19
Monday Time to go back to work
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Salvador San Vicente@SSVphotographerOct 18
🤖 Made with AI
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Товарищ Мoрфo@Morf0Oct 16
La Pantera Rosa tiene más huevos que Metallica 💯
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MW4Liberty
@MW4LibertyOct 16
Some of y’all want a Tesla Roadster. I want a Toyota HiLux with a .50 Cal mounted in the bed. We are not the same.
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giada👻@verdeblugiadaOct 16
Vive la France 🇫🇷
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Replying to @SlenderSherbet
gravity cat
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horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 16
any big plans for the weekend?
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Num Num Num Kiss kiss kiss
Court Maxworth@Courtne12961911Oct 16
Replying to @hinataflowerr
They're kissable, too.
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Chum Tuah!🟢🇱🇧@Torgan616Oct 16
Stars and Stripes behind Quaritch when he's very upfront about his colonialism, but a Star of David when he wants to larp as indigenous. Bravo, Mr. Cameron.
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Now Mexican cartels are on their way to destroy those AI data centers
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 15
Masako Nozawa, the voice of Dragon Ball's Goku, has called AI videos using her voice "unforgivable" "It might even be a perfect copy. But it has no heart, does it? Without heart, it’s no good"
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Jim Geraghty
@jimgeraghtyOct 16
"Well, she may not have lasted very long, but at least you can say she was pretty." "Yeah... pretty bad at her job!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Homeland Dems
@HomelandDemsOct 16
Time!
Homeland Dems
@HomelandDemsOct 13
Start the clock
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🐾p3arlly 𐙚@y0urhaunt3dgfOct 15
does therapy even work when you’re self-aware enough to see through your own bullshit and the therapist’s, so the whole session just feels like being gaslit by someone with a psychology degree 😭
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jess@enchantedjess13Oct 12
wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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