PERFUME REVIEW CONTENT CREATORS ARE THE NEWEST MEDIA LIARS.
I know everyone has different olfactory preferences; especially when it comes to perfumes but permit me to say that the biggest and most recent false content creators, at the moment are ‘perfume review’ creators.
I have gotten three perfumes now, from their stupid reviews and it’s the worst thing I have ever perceived.
Believe them at your own risk.
The market is so big that people who have no idea or business with perfume reviews are just hoping in.
Happy Birthday big man.
Another year. Another chapter. A renewed sense of purpose.
Life has taught me that every season has its assignment. There are seasons to learn, seasons to serve, seasons to lead, and seasons to build. I am grateful for every season that has brought me this far, for the lessons, the sacrifices, the people, and the experiences that have shaped the man I am becoming.
As I turn a new age today, I do so with a deeper understanding of who I am, a clearer sense of where I am going, and an unshakable conviction that there is so much more to accomplish.
Happy birthday to me!
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Today is my convocation. I graduated from the department of Performing and Film Arts with a first class degree. I walked the stage in my Mother’s clothes🕊️. Even in death she clothed me❤️❤️❤️ I carried my mother with me, I carried my father’s 🕊️name with me. Abiye lives on👏👏👏
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One minute, you are just a lawyer doing garnishee and mareva briefs. Next minute, you have IOCs in your portfolio and you are always in court for their endless litigations.
Yet, we will defend mediocrity at another chance to choose better.
Dear Big Four: Deloitte, @DeloitteNigeria @PwC_Nigeria @EY_Nigeria @KPMG_NG and all other companies recruiting Graduate Trainees,
My last serious encounter with Mathematics was in 2016. Fast-forward to 2026, and I’m back solving mathematics questions as part of a Graduate Trainee recruitment process. 😂
Please, when setting your graduate trainee exams, kindly remember us lawyers! We studied Law, not Engineering. Even if we prepare for 2 × 2, the moment we get into the exam hall, we’re asked to “find the coefficient of x in (2 + 2)x³ − x.” 😭😂
Dear recruiters, give us lawyers a fair chance too! We have more to offer than our ability to solve quantitative reasoning questions. We can analyse complex problems, interpret laws, review contracts, assess risks, and negotiate transactions.
Please, don’t let Mathematics be the reason you miss out on an excellent lawyer! 😂⚖️
She reminds me of a lady I met at the FCT HC Karu. She appeared for the Claimant and she argued a motion. She looks exactly like that lady, I don’t keep people’s names but I was certain that lady I listened to that day, will be and make a good SAN one day.
If you at the one Ma, your conferment is well deserved. Makes space at the front row. I am coming.
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Master of Arts (MA) in Global Security and Strategy
Fun fact: I had a suit planned for this shoot, but my designer had an emergency and couldn’t get it ready in time.
Things took a different turn, and it got me thinking about how we’ve come to associate education with western clothing.
There’s something beautiful about celebrating an academic milestone in a way that also reflects who we are and where we come from.
This was a beautiful read and realistic motivation.
I served in 1998. While my fellow corpers were collecting ₦200 monthly as government alawee, I was earning ₦12,000 a month!
But before you celebrate my good fortune, let me tell you something.
I was once the hungry corper other people had to feed.
Here is my story. ❤️🙏🏿
After NYSC camp, I was rejected at my place of primary assignment.
I eventually found an office where the MD told me plainly:
“I don't have money to pay a corper.”
Something within me said, “Work for her anyway.”
So I stayed.
One day, I accompanied her to a marketing event at Oba during the Pope's visit to Nigeria in March, 1998. There, I met Mr Charles Iloegbunam of Cowbell and introduced myself as an artist.
Meanwhile, a senior corper named Lanre had given me somewhere to stay opposite Dennis Memorial Grammar School (DMGS), Onitsha.
Every evening, we gathered at the school to gist.
One evening, a senior corper began teaching us the secrets of surviving on ₦200.
“Don't eat fish. Don't eat meat. If you need protein, buy crayfish!”
Everyone listened attentively.
Then I interrupted.
“My own corper will eat fish, eat meat, buy a colour television, buy a video player and live in a flat!”
The whole place erupted in laughter! 😂😂
“See this one! You don't even have a place of primary assignment, and you're dreaming of television!”
But I stood my ground.
Then something extraordinary happened.
One day, my madam sent me to a motherless babies' home in Onitsha.
As the children gathered around me, I felt a strong prompting within:
“Give them all the money on you. Before the end of today, I will make you the richest corper.”
I checked my pocket.
₦130!
That was practically everything I had.
Me? The same hungry corper people were feeding?
Nevertheless, I gave the money.
At about 4 p.m. that same day, Mr Charles Iloegbunam walked into our office.
“Where is Nduka? You're going to Lagos tomorrow. There's a job for you at Cowbell. See me in the morning for your transport fare.”
He gave me ₦3,000!
By May 1998, I resumed at Wonderfoods, now Promasidor, earning a full salary of ₦12,000 monthly.
From a hungry, homeless corper to earning 60 TIMES the government alawee!
Interestingly, I never collected a dime of my federal allowance.
The NYSC State Director even challenged me:
“Even if you are Abacha's son, why wouldn't you collect your alawee?”
But the most beautiful part of this story is not the ₦12,000.
It is what happened afterwards.
Two wonderful men, Nathaniel Iwomi and Tom Amidu, had given me food and shelter when I was hungry and homeless.
I never forgot their kindness.
When my situation changed, I decided that other corpers would not go hungry around me.
At the DMGS corpers' lodge, I began providing about 80% of the food we cooked and all the milk we drank, so other corpers could come and eat.
The corper who once depended on others for food had become the one feeding others. ❤️
That experience taught me something I have carried throughout my life:
Never allow your present hunger to put a ceiling on your future.
Your present condition is not your final destination.
And when God changes your story, don't forget those who stood by you when you had nothing.
Success is beautiful. But success that lifts others is even more beautiful.
That was my NYSC experience in 1998.
What year did you serve, and how much was your alawee? ❤️🙏🏿
If you are looking for something that suffices as ‘LEGAL RAGE-BAIT’, Let me give you one.
Imagine filing a notice of preliminary objection asking the court to strike out my suit and then, the 2nd to the last paragraph of your supporting affidavit reads:
“THE CLAIMANT/RESPONDENT WOULD NOT BE PREJUDICED BY THE GRANT OF THIS APPLICATION”
Don’t rage-bait me please!!! ☹️
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLY CONFERRED SENIOR ADVOCATES OF NIGERIA
I am delighted to congratulate the 68 distinguished members of our profession who were sworn in as Senior Advocates of Nigeria on Monday, October 12, 2026. Chief Justice Kudirat Kekere-Ekun administered the oath at the Supreme Court as part of the opening of the new legal year.
This year’s class comprises 67 advocates and one academic, Professor Nnamdi Onyeka Obiaraeri, recognised for his contributions to legal scholarship. I am especially glad to see the academy honoured alongside the courtroom. The Bar is only as strong as the scholarship that sustains it, and Professor Obiaraeri’s elevation underscores this.
The rank is earned over many years, through late nights, difficult briefs, and hard cases before tough benches. It comes not with a medal, but with a duty. The Chief Justice urged you to receive this honour with humility and a strong sense of duty, and reminded you that younger lawyers will look to you for guidance in both practice and conduct. I say the same, with the confidence of someone who has watched many careers. Mentor the young. Keep your ethics intact when it is costly. Remember that justice is the purpose and the rank is only the means.
May your new robes sit lightly on your shoulders, and your counsel stay as sharp as it has been. Congratulations to you all, and to your families, who have shared every sacrifice.
Abdul Mohammed Rafindadi, SAN
Managing Partner, Madyan Legal Consult
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The lawyers being conferred with the rank of Senior Advocate today have waited and worked really hard for this day. I’m genuinely happy for those I recognise among them.
Someday, it’ll be our turn. Until then, we’ll sit at the Bar and continue learning.
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Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
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One of the most encouraging things about attending an international conference is not just the opportunity to exchange ideas with colleagues from across the world, but also the pride that comes from seeing young Nigerians contribute meaningfully to conversations shaping
Very unrelated but
To: ACTOR & SCTRESES.
please if I love your character in a movie, I don’t expect you to look different in real life.
Especially if you were a ‘cute boy’ character.
😂
If you make a prayer or argue a position in court and the court calls your attention to smth. Calm down first and think about it oooo
If you continue to argue and court is not writing but says ‘Ok’ and writes smth.
Just put your hand on your head oo 😂
OKKKKK!!!!! I agree
I NEED A CAR.
Two courts in one day?
Kuje and Gwagwalada.
Week never finish but na this week I do lawyer work pass.
Two opposing counsels are at each others throat during trail. It even intensified till the court had to intervene and call them to order. You will think these two can’t stand each other until trial ends and
Counsel 1: My lord, we seek permission to exist the bar.
Court: granted
Counsel 2: my lord, I align myself with the prayers of my learned brother and friend.
Other counsel in court: 😂 😂 😂 😂
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