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@_dtch_

Name: Dolphus || #PublicHealth🧑🏾‍🔬⚕️|| Nothing here is real || My tweets are disletsick sometimes🫠

Joined January 2020
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GRADUATION DAY!🎓🥳🍾📜… Just Do it!
A Fake Account🇧🇧 (@_dtch_) profile pictureA Fake Account🇧🇧@_dtch_9 Jun 2022
Me applying for a masters without knowing how tf I finna pay for it….
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My primary school teacher ban the class from singing Disturbia cause Rihanna was casting spells on us ….“Bum bum BE DUMB bum bum BE DUMB DUMB”… NGL I lil slowy slowy now fr😂
cj 🪷 (@cjscripted) profile picturecj 🪷@cjscriptedNov 6
Umbrella by Rihanna is playing on the radio and I remember when the conspiracy theorists had think pieces about how she was inviting the devil to “come into me” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@mickeyrathebeNov 5
Me pretending to be busy so nobody gives me extra responsibilities
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🛸👾Jx 👽☄️🛸🪐|| (@JxAliens) profile picture
🛸👾Jx 👽☄️🛸🪐||@JxAliensNov 5
I’m ready to start my new job
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Definitely switching to digicel…. I can’t anymore🫠
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🔋🧸🩵@annayk__Nov 5
well flow, buss luck but i aint paying you no more than we discussed, so you gon continue carrying over the bill until i switch 🥴
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It could not be so hard to practice at 6:00pm…. 10:00am, 9:00pm… midnight… hell a Sunday …. TF
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Left work early to beat traffic ….. Said traffic made me turn around and I end right back at work😭
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Food & rum combo ticket selling…. Talk to me😤
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There are some people in society that never see a return from BRA😮‍💨……pray for who ever they may be😞
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Me volunteering as a nurse in A&E from next week….
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How to mad at me for keeping you productive?!?!? … 🧐
Queen Leahtifah (@NoTailNoGoodNic) profile pictureQueen Leahtifah@NoTailNoGoodNicNov 3
I can't spend half of my workday on Twitter because y'all keep reposting porn 🙄
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There are some people who I would never argue with even though I know otherwise… “you are right🙂”
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Bush.
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@_landam01Nov 2
To all car sex experienced people, front seat or back seat ?😌
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NCF has killed food & Rum festival….. I go now🚶‍♂️
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duchess akiiki🪬@duchaceNov 2
I really hate performance reviews. You saw me doing my job and you saw me doing it well. Asking for feedback is so beggy.
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Mapps food should not be $25🙄….
A Fake Account🇧🇧 (@_dtch_) profile pictureA Fake Account🇧🇧@_dtch_Nov 2
Coffee Italia frescantes should not be $20🙄…. But it’s one price I can ignore😂
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Of course I would be showing my manager something on my phone and twitter notifications start coming through….🫠 FML
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Coffee Italia frescantes should not be $20🙄…. But it’s one price I can ignore😂
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NCF believeeeee in that star… 🙄
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It's gonna feel so good when I get my official Barbadian citizenship this summer! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I'm making sure all of my children AND my Husband got there's too! 🇧🇧
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