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I fucked my sister's boyfriend. I'd like to say it just happened, but it didn't. It had been building all week.
We were all at a rented villa for Nora's birthday. Every day there was something small: his eyes on me across the dinner table, his hand on my back a second too long when we all squeezed into a taxi.
Then one night it was too hot to sleep, so I went down to the pool. The water felt amazing. I leaned back and closed my eyes.
"Thought you were in bed."
Daniel stood at the edge with two drinks.
Nora was asleep upstairs.
"Couldn't sleep," I said.
"Same." He put the drinks down, took off his shirt, and got in. He swam over until he was right in front of me.
"Tell me I'm not imagining this," he said.
I should have said something smart. I should have gotten out of the pool. Instead I kissed him.
His hands went to my waist, and mine went to his chest. The kiss was slow, and the water made everything feel light. He kissed my jaw, then my neck, and I laughed when I felt him smile against my skin.
"Come upstairs," he whispered.
"Not your room," I said. "Mine."
We forgot the drinks. I didn't forget Nora, and that's the part I think about now.
I can make it guiltier, hotter, or funnier, or write what happens the next morning at breakfast.
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Sydney Sweeney went live on Instagram crying how her fans was so quick to forget about her just because of Florence Pugh scene on East of Eden
I'm here words Sweeney said
" I feel so bad that despite all the beautiful scenes I made in the industry my fans was so quick to forget about me, I have always been willing to put my tits out here to entertain my fans but just once scene from Florence Pugh all my fans forgot about me so fast
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Jorah Mormont’s greyscale
Jorah contracts greyscale in Essos while trying to save Tyrion, a disease that’s slow, disfiguring, and treated across Westeros as an automatic death sentence requiring exile to the Stone Men colonies.
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My colleague accidentally sent his resignation letter to the entire company instead of saving it as a draft.
It went to 2,400 employees.
The subject line was: “I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.”
The email read:
“Dear Management,
I have worked here for six years. I have survived three managers, seven restructuring exercises, and more unpaid overtime than I care to remember.
My salary arrives on the 28th, but my bills arrive on the 1st.
My manager says we are a family, but somehow I’m the only family member who works on weekends.
I am officially done.
Effective immediately, I resign.
P.S. If anyone asks, I’m going to become a farmer. At least when crops disappoint you, you can blame the weather.”
He pressed send.
Then he noticed the recipient list.
Two thousand four hundred people.
His hands started shaking.
He immediately called IT to ask if they could recall the email.
They said they would try.
Three minutes later, his manager stormed out of his office.
“WHO SENT THIS?”
Nobody spoke.
My colleague slowly raised his hand.
His manager stared at him.
“Come to my office. NOW.”
He walked in expecting to be fired.
Instead, his manager closed the door and whispered:
“Did you write this yourself?”
“Yes, sir.”
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A Night of F0rb!dden F@nt@sies 😈
So we are fooling around one day teasing each other and playing with each other. I tell you I want to take n@ughty pictures. I have you lay on the bed on your stomach so I can take a full body picture of your b00ty/body, then have you reach back and spread your a$$ ch€€ks, have you reach under your hips and f!nger your pvssy. I take pictures of you face down, as up to show how great your as and pvssy look. Then I have you flip around and put your legs together, then pull them up to your chest showing your tight pvssy. You then get out both black d!ldos and start playing with each as I take more pictures. To my surprise, you double p€netrate yourself using them, which instantly makes my h@rd c0ck ooze precum! I can’t take it anymore and start fvcking your pvssy as Oscar is in your a$$ You’re telling me how much you wish Oscar was real and cumming in your as a$$ I cum in your pvssy. Then you start talking about how badly you wished the other black c0ck was real and breeding your pvssy over and over again until you were pregnant. This makes me blow a massive load deep in your pvssy.
A few days later, I tell you we need an overnight hotel date downtown to just get away! You get excited and I book the hotel. What you didn’t know was that I took your pictures and posted them on in a BBC group asking if anyone local wanted to fvck my hot milf wife. The response was crazy! I was only going to have one BBC, but then I thought about how much you like being filled up with big bl@ck c0ck and cum. I pick five guys out of all the responses, then tell them this is a surprise for you this weekend at our hotel. I also tell them you can’t get pregnant and you love having black c0ck cum in you. They all agree that they will cum in you and talk dirty to you, telling you how they are going to breed that white pvssy with a bl@ck baby!
The day comes and we head out and get checked into the hotel. Of course, we bring our toys, but little do you know they will not be used! Before we go out for dinner, I get my pre-dinner snack by eating you out till you cm all over my face as I jerk off! Before I cum, you tell me to let you swallow my cum, which surprises me, so I stand up and you get on your knees to svck every last drop out of me!
We go out for a nice dinner, have a few drinks, then head over to Bakersfield for drinks. I buy us a pitcher of margaritas and you instantly make a comment about how you want to get freaky tonight. I laugh and think to myself how you have no idea how freaky we are going to get. We sit there for an hour or two till I know you are at the perfect point. We head back to the room, making out on the elevator ride up as I rub your pssy. Once in the room, I get you naked and surprise you with the bondage set I had bought. I put on the waist belt, then strap your wrists to it. I flip you over and stuff a pillow under your hips so your as is propped up, showing your soaking wet pssy and as. I tease you by rubbing my f!ngers on your cl!t, then sliding them into your pvssy and a$$, which makes you m0an like crazy!
Oblivious to you, this entire time I had been texting the five black guys, letting them know it was time to show up. As I f!nger your a$$ and pvssy, intentionally warming up both holes for what was about to happen, I get a text saying they are at the door. I get up, telling you I am going to get undressed. Instead, I go open the door and let them in. I say out loud, “She is ready for you guys,” and they start walking into the bedroom. You say, “What are you talking about?” as you lie there with your wrists bound and fully exposed. You turn your head slightly and see them coming in, then look at me with a surprised look that turns into an “OMG, I can’t believe this is going to happen” look.
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A a quick Job at a Book Store..I Sucked His Dick till he Orğasmed in my mouth 💦💦😋😋🫠
A few months ago, my wife and I were away for a few days on a city trip. As is often the case, our path led us into a bookstore.
While we were browsing through the store and its various floors, I noticed a man who looked remarkably like me—he could have been my twin. I pointed this out to my wife, and she agreed. The thought crossed my mind: would she give him a blowjob? I asked her, and she said she would—so it was all up to him.
I took a few minutes to get closer to him, then finally spoke up: "Hello, twin." He looked at me, stunned, and then laughed. "Yeah, we really could be twins," he said. We chatted for a bit, and then I pointed out my wife, who was still browsing nearby; she waved at him.
"Would you like her to give you a blowjob?" I asked him, straight out. It left him speechless for a moment. "Seriously?" "Yes, seriously! She’s up for it." "Okay—yeah, she looks hot."
I signaled for my wife to come over, and the two of them hit it off immediately. Together, we headed up to the top floor, where there was another restroom—not the main one, so it was very quiet. We went inside, and I locked the door behind us. Once inside, the stranger and my wife began kissing right away. He pressed her against the wall, his hands moving straight to her tits. She let out a moan and quickly went to work on his trousers. As she pulled them down, she took his erection in her hand and began to jerk him off. Meanwhile, they continued fooling around until my wife looked at him and said, "I want you in my mouth now." No sooner had she spoken than she dropped to her knees and followed her words with action. He groaned as she took him between her lips and immediately began to suck.
"Good girl," he moaned, thrusting lightly into her mouth before picking up the pace. "You like that, huh?" I asked. "Fuck, yeah," he groaned in response. "I love her filthy mouth."
She sucked him for several minutes, playing with his balls, until he let out a loud groan and I saw his cock twitching violently. My wife moaned and swallowed, and I knew he was cumming deep inside her mouth. She didn't stop until he was finished while swallowing his seeds; then, she released his cock from her mouth and looked at each of us in turn with a smile. "Mmm, that was damn tasty," she purred.
"Thanks," he said. "Seriously... thank you so much, that was fantastic. I’ve got to go now." With those words, he quickly vanished from the restroom. Once he was gone, my wife sucked my cock too—I’d been thoroughly turned on by the sight—and I ended up cumming in her mouth as well.
I was in a gangbang but not in a way you would think.
So for starters throwaway account and just want to say this isn't a wank it story, or some type of erotica either. So here's your warning for all you horny fucks out there. So a week ago a very dear friend of mine told me how she had been wanting to explore sexually more and more and yesterday she did what you're expecting. She told me she wanted me to join the "fun", but I couldn't. She is one of my closest friends and I've known her for 15 years we grew up together and looking at her in the light isn't something I ever wanted to do. I did tell her I will be there for support and safety I gave her a safety word she would say if she wanted me to stop everything. She rehearsed it and locked it in her vocabulary in case she needed to say it.
So fast forward and it is day of, I was scared and nervous for her, she invited around 6 dudes and I knew I wasn't capable of stopping 3 of them let alone 6. We talked for hours leading up as we reminisced and talked to keep her and me relaxed there was a knock on the door and one by one dudes slowly started to show up, I was terrified for her and as the last dude showed up we closed the door and I made an announcement and stated very clear rules, no phones, I collected all phones and took them out to my car, I also took a picture of everyone's ID and told them keep her safe no means no and she has a safety word for me and I do have the means of stopping all of them if I needed too (I was implying I had a gun). She then stepped in and made her announcement just telling them to have fun and enjoy the night. She didn't tell me how long she planned on this going on for but we had water, snacks, condoms and lots of lubricant. I gave her a hug and gave her a look as if to say we can still stop this, but she declined and I went into the next room and they began.
For the next 5 hours I heard my best friend screaming, being slapped and moved around all over that living room. It tore me apart. But I stayed put waiting for her to say the word. She never did. Every minute I would hear a noise that would have me in that room stopping all of them, but she made me promise I wouldn't interrupt unless she said the word. She begged, screamed and moaned for hours. Until eventually it all started to calm down and get quiet. I heard some laughing and a couple of high fives then a knock on the door I opened my door to the living room and there they were all finished and dressed, they asked for their phones back. I walked them all outside passing her exhausted body on the couch, I let them all out popped my trunk from the door and told them where their phones were. They grabbed the box and closed my trunk. I locked my car and then the front door.
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One thing life has taught me is that people can watch you struggle with something they could easily help you solve, then show up later to ask why you didn't tell them.
Meanwhile, they watched you struggle in real time.
I've stopped assuming that everyone who cares about me will automatically show up for me. Some people need to be asked. Some need to be begged. And some were never going to help in the first place.
Knowing the difference will save you a lot of disappointment.
