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Joined September 2011
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Football peaked here and has never really got back. The two greatest at the two biggest clubs in the world. Doubt we’ll see levels and rivals like this again in my lifetime
13 years ago, Messi and Ronaldo traded braces in El Clásico. We were spoiled. 23′ — Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽ 31′ — Lionel Messi ⚽ 61′ — Lionel Messi ⚽ 66′ — Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽
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They win the league, spend half a billion on world class attackers to then end up in a top 4 battle, then spend the next year and a bit telling us every day how easy the league is whilst being nowhere near winning it again. Am I missing something here?
I think you can make the case now that to win the PL has never been easier, to win the EL has never been easier (CL sides don't drop into it) and to win the conference league has never been easier (EL sides don't drop into it). Slot won the PL 18 months ago ffs.
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Absolutely wild stuff like this is getting said and the audience is laughing. Ultra creepy
Chris Moyles everybody…
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"What do you think about Russell Brand?!" Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, KILLING JOKES, is starting with dates across the UK & USA in 2027. Find out more and get tickets at JIMMYCARR.COM.
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The Arsenal ‘banter era’ is no where near this level of United. It’s laughable how bad they are. Could easily go down
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Okay I trimmed it down, this is just so funny, I've got belly ache from laughing editing it down. If you are having a bad day just stick this on and I guarantee you will forget your troubles for a while. Seeing Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson pissing their pants is just golden. Enjoy. #DanyDyerAliens #SeanLock #JoeWikinson #jonrichardson #Jimmycarr #Comedy #Humour #Jokes #BritishComedy
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Back hand was long of the baseline. Other than that, impressive stuff Jonny
Paying homage to the ball! A life long partner in crime that has a way of rewarding us with endless discovery!
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the uk is uniquely fucked
This is devastatingly bad
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Fair play this is up there with one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen a Premier League club do
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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The reality of forced conscription. Two men sent to murder each other for rich people. Over my dead body will British men and boys be going to die in cold ditch in Ukraine for Zelenzky
Tragic. A Ukrainian soldier found by Russian forces after being abandoned by his unit recounts his experience. He says: "I was taken and forced to go to war." The Ukrainian military has run out of troops and is now sending civilians to the front lines.
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Every fan/ex player/pundit and jurno in the game thinks it wasn’t a red apart from 3 bald refs. Makes you wonder
🚨JUST IN: Dermot Gallagher claims Max Dowman’s red card appeal should be DENIED because of his AGGRESSIVENESS. "I think it is [a red card]. People are comparing it to Cole Palmer on Saturday (with Mateus Fernandes), I think Dowman is a little bit more aggressive.” Gallagher is an ex-Premier League referee and Sky Sports analyst.
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So good how Keane isn’t one of Fergies boys. Calls a spade a spade
Honestly it finished me 🤣
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Kind of scissor that can tear an ACL, snap an ankle, break a leg etc. Really ugly. Yet you want someone, never mind a 16 year old kid, to be a robot and not react to that in the moment, with, just a shrug of a leg. That is literally all he does. Nothing violent, nothing dangerous. And then the Fleetwood players react like that trying to get him sent off. Embarrassing. Fake tough guy crap. Rules need changing.
That challenge is an absolute disgrace. Anyone who had ability as a kid always had to deal with a grown man “letting you know he was there”. There is nothing noble or admirable about this, what kind of “hard man” tries to cut a 16 year old in two?
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Just because it’s expensive doesn’t make it nice. Mbappe’s hublot the nicest by a distance
Some serious timepieces on show at the Ballon d’Or 💎⌚️
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a slide with excessive force that could have ruptured a kids knee and changed his career forever gets applauded whilst the terrified kid who kicks his foot loose from being clamped gets sent off because, "he shouldnt react" is fucking bullshit and one of the worst parts of refereeing
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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Never, Never, Never Give Up.
Whenever I feel demotivated i rewatch this... Elon Musk in a living room in 2008, 12 days from bankruptcy, pitching a $109,000 car to people...
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That tackle meant to hurt Dowman. He won the ball very cleanly and tough. That’s fair. But the scissor isn’t and if Dowmans leg gets stuck in the ground, that can be very serious. He meant to stick one on Dowman. So it’s fair game for Dowman to react. And he didn’t react dangerously or kick. It’s more a shove with his leg. Then a pathetic reaction from the Fleetwood players tbh. What bullies do. Instigate, pick on the little one, then cry wolf when there’s a reaction. No common sense used here.
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Looks like he’s about to burst into tears lmao
"I genuinely couldn't care less!" 🗣️ Luke stands his ground when questioned over Man City's silverware following their charges! 🏆
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Both saying yes to Roy Keane but no to Fabregas and Eddie Howe is exactly the reason they are where they are and it’s beautiful
Scholes & Butt say YES or NO to potential next Manchester United manager to replace Michael Carrick… 😱
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Arsenal have 0 of the top 14 players in the world. and also, Arteta is overrated.
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