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They win the league, spend half a billion on world class attackers to then end up in a top 4 battle, then spend the next year and a bit telling us every day how easy the league is whilst being nowhere near winning it again. Am I missing something here?
I think you can make the case now that to win the PL has never been easier, to win the EL has never been easier (CL sides don't drop into it) and to win the conference league has never been easier (EL sides don't drop into it). Slot won the PL 18 months ago ffs.
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the uk is uniquely fucked
This is devastatingly bad
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Fair play this is up there with one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen a Premier League club do
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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The reality of forced conscription. Two men sent to murder each other for rich people. Over my dead body will British men and boys be going to die in cold ditch in Ukraine for Zelenzky
Tragic. A Ukrainian soldier found by Russian forces after being abandoned by his unit recounts his experience. He says: "I was taken and forced to go to war." The Ukrainian military has run out of troops and is now sending civilians to the front lines.
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Kind of scissor that can tear an ACL, snap an ankle, break a leg etc. Really ugly. Yet you want someone, never mind a 16 year old kid, to be a robot and not react to that in the moment, with, just a shrug of a leg. That is literally all he does. Nothing violent, nothing dangerous. And then the Fleetwood players react like that trying to get him sent off. Embarrassing. Fake tough guy crap. Rules need changing.
That challenge is an absolute disgrace. Anyone who had ability as a kid always had to deal with a grown man “letting you know he was there”. There is nothing noble or admirable about this, what kind of “hard man” tries to cut a 16 year old in two?
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a slide with excessive force that could have ruptured a kids knee and changed his career forever gets applauded whilst the terrified kid who kicks his foot loose from being clamped gets sent off because, "he shouldnt react" is fucking bullshit and one of the worst parts of refereeing
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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Never, Never, Never Give Up.
Whenever I feel demotivated i rewatch this... Elon Musk in a living room in 2008, 12 days from bankruptcy, pitching a $109,000 car to people...
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That tackle meant to hurt Dowman. He won the ball very cleanly and tough. That’s fair. But the scissor isn’t and if Dowmans leg gets stuck in the ground, that can be very serious. He meant to stick one on Dowman. So it’s fair game for Dowman to react. And he didn’t react dangerously or kick. It’s more a shove with his leg. Then a pathetic reaction from the Fleetwood players tbh. What bullies do. Instigate, pick on the little one, then cry wolf when there’s a reaction. No common sense used here.
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JAKE retweeted
Both saying yes to Roy Keane but no to Fabregas and Eddie Howe is exactly the reason they are where they are and it’s beautiful
Scholes & Butt say YES or NO to potential next Manchester United manager to replace Michael Carrick… 😱
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Arsenal have 0 of the top 14 players in the world. and also, Arteta is overrated.
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Jude Bellingham vs Barcelona
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People will watch Arsenal engage in this chaos with Europe’s elite, then watch them come up against a stubborn mid-table side fighting for a point and conclude it is in fact Arsenal who are diluting the entertainment. Shamelessly ignorant
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Ultimately Rice is a PL winner and Fernandes never will be, but it’s a damn shame how zealously English football media tried to convince us Fernandes was more deserving of PL POTY for putting up stats as he played once a week, while Rice was actually world class over 60+ games.
Bruno Fernandes winning Prem POTY is a massive stain on this league and country.
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Can we stop pretending these clubs are the only ones who have to work under restrictions? Arsenal operated a very strict transfer policy of selling key players almost every year for basically 15 years under Wenger. Did it bother you when you were signing their players lol
We are witnessing tonight what PSR have done to Newcastle. They have had their entire spine ripped out to stop them competing. Any team wanting to compete and daring to dream shouldn't be supporting these rules. They're a disgrace to this sport. They only benefit certain clubs.
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— Enzo offside for winner, unanimously ruled error by KMI — Bruno G denied pen (+ Maatsen second yellow), unanimously ruled error by KMI — Phantom pen against Konsa, unanimously ruled error by KMI — Grav sent off for two soft yellows, 0:0 becomes 3:0 A lot so early in the season
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JAKE retweeted
If u don't respect this level of being cunts then footy isn't the sport for u I'm afraid
Mauled by the cheaters 🐅 @ManCity
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Well well well, look at where y’all are running to
Mikel Arteta you cannot allow this to win the title
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City won six titles in seven seasons (unprecedented), won four titles in a row (unprecedented) and won 100 points in a 38 game season (unprecedented). The idea that punishing City is a blow to league competitiveness could not be more separated from reality.
🚨 Joe Cole: 🎙 "If your the establishment, Liverpool, Arsenal, Utd, Chelsea etc.. the other clubs don't have capacity to compete." 😡 "So are we to go another fifty years only seeing Arsenal, Utd, Liverpool winning.. Rules need to be changed so others can compete" 👏 #ManCity
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JAKE retweeted
The rules not to ride a bike during a marathon were brought in by the marathon cartel to prevent competition
JUST IN: Chinese fitness influencer disqualified from Berlin Marathon, dropped by sponsors after admitting she rode a bicycle during the race to “take a shortcut.”
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