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@_localpessimist

Visca Barça ! 💙❤️Pro 🇿🇦 #Messi🐐 "pressure is a privilege"

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𝙏𝙤𝙗𝙮 (@toby_fcb) profile picture
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@toby_fcb6h
The irony of this image is that Messi himself invented the "under the wall" free-kick and here's him lying down on the floor trying to defend the exact same thing he created 😭😭🐐
Roddy🇵🇹🇫🇷🗽 (@SeyRoddy1) profile pictureRoddy🇵🇹🇫🇷🗽
@SeyRoddy17h
You can never see Ronaldo in this situation 😂
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FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelona1h
Congratulations on making the FIFPRO World XI 2026, Lamine! 👏
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile picture
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano1h
🌎⭐️ OFFICIAL: World Team of the Year 2026 by FIFPRO.
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Super team🔥🔥🐐
Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman) profile pictureReshad Rahman
@ReshadRahman1h
🌟🚨
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FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelona1h
Our president, Joan Laporta, named ‘European Golden Boy Best President’ by Tuttosport.
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile picture
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano2h
🚨🌕 OFFICIAL: Pau Cubarsí wins the Golden Boy Award as European Best Young Player 2026.
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FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelona2h
𝗣𝗔𝗨 𝗖𝗨𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗦𝗜, 𝗚𝗢𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲✨
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picture
Pop Crave
@PopCrave3h
Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10.5 years in prison for rape and three counts of sexual assault.
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😭😭😫
Saint 🌐 (@PurpleFetti) profile pictureSaint 🌐@PurpleFetti16h
fat niggas never like to see another fat nigga lose weight
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Rockstar Games
@RockstarGames3h
Grand Theft Auto VI: The Festival, a special live event on November 21 at Mana Wynwood in Miami to celebrate the launch of GTAVI, featuring a star-studded lineup of artists from the game and the official soundtrack. More info: rsg.ms/gtavi-thefestival
Rockstar Games and PlayStation Present Grand Theft Auto 6: The Festival poster, featuring the Vice City skyline. Text reads: Cactus Jack presents Travis Scott, Don Toliver, Kodak Black, Sofaygo; Cardi B; Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso; Justice (DJ set); Metro Boomin; Nick Le\u00F3n B2B DJ Python; Prospa B2B Skream; Rauw & Friends; Suero; Tainy; The Dare B2B Fcukers (DJ set). November 21, 2026 Mana Wynwood, Miami.

ALT Rockstar Games and PlayStation Present Grand Theft Auto 6: The Festival poster, featuring the Vice City skyline. Text reads: Cactus Jack presents Travis Scott, Don Toliver, Kodak Black, Sofaygo; Cardi B; Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso; Justice (DJ set); Metro Boomin; Nick Le\u00F3n B2B DJ Python; Prospa B2B Skream; Rauw & Friends; Suero; Tainy; The Dare B2B Fcukers (DJ set). November 21, 2026 Mana Wynwood, Miami.

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Hai man😫😫😫
Thee Brightest star (@LethaboMaluke24) profile pictureThee Brightest star@LethaboMaluke245h
Replying to @LethaboMaluke24
2/ You literally wanted to have sex at one point, but when it came down to actually putting it in, it went into a coma. So I really don’t know what narrative you’re trying to construct here.
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Lmaooo facts😭😭
Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 (@itsBigSexy_) profile pictureGɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩
@itsBigSexy_6h
Imagine people dropping R22K+ on groove o kolota Vodacom airtime advance ya R8.20 for 5 months. Le wena o ka loya mmata, nna I get them.
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Scrumming Flyhalf (@scrumming_ten) profile pictureScrumming Flyhalf@scrumming_ten6h
BREAKING NEWS!!!! SABC have secured the rights to broadcast South Africa's game against France on Friday night !!! This is huge news!!! The public broadcaster will be showing the game between the 2 nations from 1998 FIFA World Cup
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Springboks (@Springboks) profile pictureSpringboks
@Springboks6h
Rassie Erasmus has opted for consistency, making only two changes to the #Springboks match-23 to face France in Paris on Friday - more here: tinyurl.com/3mzxjj7u #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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Springboks (@Springboks) profile picture
Springboks
@Springboks6h
Rassie Erasmus has opted for consistency, making only two changes to the #Springboks match-23 to face France in Paris on Friday - more here: tinyurl.com/3mzxjj7u #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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GTA GFX (@GTAGFX) profile picture
GTA GFX
@GTAGFX9h
Live from Selfridges at Oxford Street for the #GTAVI activation🌴 Rockstar are not messing around 🤯
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Wiser!! (@wiser_dgaf) profile picture
Wiser!!
@wiser_dgaf12h
Alvarez after the match😂
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Uhm..the end🤔😫😭
The Hype Channel (@TheHypeChannel_) profile pictureThe Hype Channel
@TheHypeChannel_9h
Zeus shows off a stack of cash after a successful event.
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John (@sohelpmegosh) profile picture
John@sohelpmegosh16h
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🪬 (@haiilez) profile picture🪬@haiilezNov 8
I hate niggas named Chris
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Be there
Sardieq (@SardieqWP) profile pictureSardieq@SardieqWPNov 8
Friday The 13th ▪︎ France vs. Springboks ▪︎ 22:10 (SAST) 📍 Stade de France ▪︎ Referee: Andrea Piardi #FRAvRSA #Springboks
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