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Pittsburgh, PA
Joined September 2014
Was the bird dead?
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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A hurricane? Named after a disastrous Vice President? How original.
BREAKING: Vance has become a hurricane as it churns off the coast of Mexico, the National Hurricane Center said early Friday. The center said the storm is expected to strengthen rapidly and could be a major Category 4 hurricane before the end of the day. apnews.com/article/hurricane…
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Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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#HereWeGo This is a giant clusterfuck
France: Violence and rioting, tied to ongoing protests, have recently occurred in France and may continue. The French government has indicated they will take steps to curb "illegitimate" protests, while those organized by groups such as trade unions would be allowed to proceed. Given the heightened concerns, avoid demonstrations and areas of unrest. Stay away from areas with large crowds or significant police activity. Numerous groups submitted plans for protests on Saturday, October 24. Americans in Paris for the NFL game on Sunday, October 25 should also exercise caution and be aware of their surroundings. While permits may be filed for demonstration routes, last-minute changes can happen and protests can occur outside planned routes. Recent demonstrations were violent and involved heavy property destruction, uncontrolled looting, and attacks on police. Police responded with crowd control methods including tear gas. In Orléans, media report significant marches and protests planned for Saturday, October 24, and Sunday, October 25. Curfews in parts of France, including some neighborhoods in Paris and the vicinity, might continue. Curfew decisions are made locally, can be implemented with short notice, and restrict gatherings and free movement to some public landmarks. More at fr.usembassy.gov/security-al…
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Chris Carter calls the Paris riots “overhyped nonsense”, but WTAE is no longer sending Andrew Stockey to Paris to cover the game for safety measures. Hmm 🤔 Chris Carter is a clown, and I’m thrilled everyone knows it.
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Strong as heck mom and businesswoman Jen Mascaro wrote the only thing you need to read on Allegheny County Paid Parental Leave. 👏
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Nailed it.
JD Vance: "We made English profeishhincy mandatory"
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What are we doing anymore…
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS CURRENTLY SIT ON TOP OF THE AFC NORTH
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Absurd driving from the Mountaineer medical team 😂
Someone please get me the clip of the Cincinnati player behind slammed in to the wall by the West Virginia golf cart driver
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DAVE LETTERMAN: Katie Zacharia’s gone from the White House, Paul. PAUL SHAFFER: Out the door! DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now the hookers in Times Square are offering the Katie Zacharia Special. They won’t say anything if you finish up prematurely. PAUL SHAFFER: *plays “One Week”*
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If one assumes she was hired October 9 and that’s when the clock started ticking.
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Half of a Scaramucci is called a Zacharia.
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Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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Robert Carlock pointed towards the Homonym game show as his favorite cut-away gag in 30 Rock and yeah it's one of the best.
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“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” might be the most unintentionally funny sentence in the history of mankind.
😳 Kelly Clarkson Bird Feud: Art of Play co-owner says employees are getting threats. "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger."
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Can't wait to select "No tip" for my wife's cooking.
🤖 Made with AI
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INCREDIBLE story Mario and Natalie Lemieux’s son Austin just qualified for his first ever #PGATour event in Bermuda⛳️⛳️ And guess what he shot to make it 66 !!
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I won't be at rehearsals today Liz I'm busy trying to win my feud with a Brooklyn-based store that refused to sell me an animatronic bird for $15,000
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this kelly clarkson v small business drama is so funny bc with both statements the company has displayed the exact attitude that she complained about. completely unprofessional and obsessed with proving her wrong for literally no gain whatsoever
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Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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