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Joined April 2009
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From the dark depths of my soul. fuck ruto.
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the vitriol directed at this post is a useful reminder of why we abandoned frontier justice in favour of modern judicial systems. you could get lynched by emotionally volatile imbeciles with reading skills of aborted foetuses ๐Ÿคฃ
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Greed can be satisfied. Envy, cannot.
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That chic who iced herself hapa kwa apartment left her cat ๐Ÿ˜• kametulia tu hapo ground floor..
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there was no one prettier than huyu Joyce Musoke enzi za 'better days' pale KTN. she's still a cutie though ๐Ÿ˜
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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trump anaona kivumbi huko Yuess ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
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i'm i buggin or has @instagram done something that makes scrolling past an advert harder?? like i need two swipes and sometimes even a slight touch opens up the advert?
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Hapo kwa Kinyozi Twitter nothing will ever top this tweet ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.
"Kinyozi Twitter" has to be the best lore group on this app ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Co-directed by Kenyan, Sam Soko(@sokosam) and a whole bunch of Kenyans in the credits.
First trailer for โ€˜ONE LAST ORDERโ€™. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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If you ever want to plunder Kenya no questions asked use the military. Their budgets constitutionally cannot be questioned or audited..
We have exclusively obtained and photographed a massive 390-page copy of the contract bearing the official stamp of the KDF. What this voluminous document reveals is a staggering tale of financial excess, buried deep within impenetrable legal jargon. standardmedia.co.ke/nationalโ€ฆ
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Bruh that onlyfans girl who died is my actual same apartment neighbour ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ kuna time amenipea smocha unprovoked while very jovial months back ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ but that rooftop story sielewi I was home all day Saturday and didn't see anything..
kuna story nimeona and this might be the wildest coincidence yet of my living in Kasarani..coz wtf..
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enyewe you never know what people are doing behind closed doors or what they are fighting..
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kuna story nimeona and this might be the wildest coincidence yet of my living in Kasarani..coz wtf..
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Ethiopia has seen the future..
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look at this one pot calling the kettle black๐Ÿ’ฉwewe after being elected on independent you kissed ruto's uda ass within months and now you have given up on kasarani after one term..
Sakaja won Nairobi on a UDA ticket. Heโ€™s not leaving UDA because of any problem with the party โ€” heโ€™s running to ODM because he thinks a new colour will make people forget his record. Collapsed buildings, flooding, garbage, unpaid bursaries, and four years of City Hall mess. Atashangaa sana. Changing parties will not erase the monumental failure.
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getting a tender to build perimeter walls for public utilities in Kenya seems to have the biggest ROI / Return On Bribery Investment..
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This is so unserious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ And for a second I thought it was a clip from 2010 or something
Ringtone Apoko yuko #CrossoverNTV, akimtukuza Mungu kupitia nyimbo zake za injili.
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kuenda gym sunday afternoon ndio peak male loneliness au self care ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน
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Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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