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Nairobi
Joined April 2009
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the vitriol directed at this post is a useful reminder of why we abandoned frontier justice in favour of modern judicial systems. you could get lynched by emotionally volatile imbeciles with reading skills of aborted foetuses 🤣
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Greed can be satisfied. Envy, cannot.
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Hapo kwa Kinyozi Twitter nothing will ever top this tweet 🤣🤣🤣.
"Kinyozi Twitter" has to be the best lore group on this app 😂🔥
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Co-directed by Kenyan, Sam Soko(@sokosam) and a whole bunch of Kenyans in the credits.
First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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This is so unserious 😂😂😂 And for a second I thought it was a clip from 2010 or something
Ringtone Apoko yuko #CrossoverNTV, akimtukuza Mungu kupitia nyimbo zake za injili.
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Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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Wonderful news: Murera has given birth to a baby girl this morning! Her daughter entered the world bathed in the light of a near-full moon, perfect in every way. We’ve named her Mwezi, which means moon in Swahili. Murera chose to give birth in her stockade, the place that has been her nighttime sanctuary all these years. Her delivery couldn’t have been more seamless – in fact, by the time the Keepers heard the rumbles and rushed to her side, it was all over! Mother and baby are doing very well, while Mwana is already proving to be an excellent and attentive big sister. More to come, but we're filled with joy and wanted to share Mwezi’s first moments with you. (Word is already out amongst the elephants – this morning, every wild-living Umani orphan showed up to meet the newest member of their family!) Congratulations to our extraordinary Murera: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o…
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Tunajua manataka flypast pale Talanta on 5th Jan 👀✈️ Sasa tuipange ama? 😂
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Rwanda ni Minister ali announce news ya F1
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Your contribution to journalism has been IMMENSE! You will be missed @YvonneOkwara
Thank you all of you; thank you for allowing me to practice my journalism as fearlessly as possible. I will miss all of you terribly. I’ll leave it at that before I go viral for crying on TV🥹😭, which wouldn’t be a bad thing after all – @YvonneOkwara's final words as she signs off from Citizen TV We wish you all the very best in your next endeavours!
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I understand the budget is Ksh600-700m
Replying to @EricNjiiru
Eric, how much is the ministry of sports spending in their inivitation of Bayern Munich and Ajax ? @fikirini_jacobs Tuulizie.
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𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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A giant of the Mara has fallen. Fred, an iconic Mara Tusker, was found dead today of natural causes. Well into his fifth decade, Fred served as a symbol of the success @KWSKenya and Mara Elephant Project achieved in combatting ivory poaching over the last 15 years. Fred’s counterparts didn’t live to see old age. How lucky we are that he did. Collared since 2013, his tracking informed an approach that other Tuskers across Kenya benefited from. Even in death, Fred is the emblem for the Maasai Mara’s magic; thriving despite the challenges and contributing to a brighter future. He will be missed, but what a life well lived. We will be remembering Fred in the coming days. Stay tuned for more opportunities to join us in celebrating the life of this gentle giant.
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The same way you don't want to be married is the same way others want to be married. And they will want spaces that will 'nurture' and 'show them how'(sic). Kila mtu aende kwa space inampea comfort
In light of new information, my opinion has changed
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The Government
If God is for us, who can be against us
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Nakumbuka nikiwa campus kuna dem alinipea STI, mrija ilikuwa inatoka vitu za white bana sema kushtuku man na tangu hio siku madem huwa wanaboeka na mimi juu mostly me hutumia CD 😂
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Paracetamol after seeing the pain inside me
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The Kenyan government has shadow-banned my social media accounts because I am running against Ruto. I have a following of about 3.5 million across all my platforms, but the Communications Authority of Kenya and the National intelligence Service have found ways to block my posts from reaching my followers. If I were not a threat, they would not have bothered. Kenyans who speak out on important national issues are facing similar bans. The Ruto regime has suppressed the hashtag Ruto Must Go. You rarely see posts with #RutoMustGo. Even the politicians who pay bloggers to post their every move are not using that hashtag. They know the algorithm will suppress it. The 2027 election will be decided by the ability of candidates to reach voters directly on their phones through social media and WhatsApp. In 2024, we mobilised Kenyans in 35 counties to hold protests and reject the Finance Bill. We did that after holding only one physical planning meeting. Just one. That is why the state desperately tried to pin terrorism charges on me, and when that failed, they charged me with possession of ammunition and tear gas. That is the power of organising we the people and I as the People’s President have at the click of a button. That is the power of social media. It penetrates deeper and further among my target audience than political rallies or traditional media. A ballot revolution is only possible if we can reach Kenyans on their phones, not through a biased media or noisy rallies. The silent majority, the 7.8 million Kenyans who refused to vote in 2022 are going to vote this time, and a ballot revolution will send Ruto home. Ruto is desperately trying to pull another Cambridge Analytica-style operation, just as they did in 2017. In 2017, UhuruTo’s team paid six million dollars to Cambridge Anayltica to run misinformation ads targeting Raila Odinga as a devil worshipper, a practitioner of witchcraft, and a lord of poverty. The same man Uhuru and Ruto are now praising was character-assassinated over and over by those two. It is even possible that the two conspired to ensure he “lost” in 2022. That is why most of Raila’s inner circle are today’s Ruto praise-and-worship members. They betrayed Raila while he was alive. When the character assassinations failed, they tortured and murdered IEBC IT manager Chris Msando and used his logins to rig the election. To muddy the waters, UhuruTo’s killer squad murdered a 21-year-old medical student, Carol Ngumbu, and placed her body alongside Msando’s, trying to make it look like a sex crime rather than the theft of an election. Kenyans were not fooled. After the August 2017 presidential election was rigged, the raging bully Internal Security Minister Fred Matiang’i unleashed the police on Raila Odinga’s supporters. I was hit by a teargas canister while leading a protest demanding that the government stop killing Raila’s supporters. During that period, the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights documented 94 deaths, 201 cases of sexual violence, and more than 300 injuries. They stole an election. They murdered opposition supporters. That is a past Kenyans cannot afford to overlook. As the person who blew the whistle on River Yala and saw human bodies tied in gunny bags floating and rotting in Siaya, I refuse to overlook such an inhumane and barbaric past. Do not be surprised if Ruto tries the same in 2027. Members of Parliament were bribed yesterday to pass a bill that removed the requirement for the IEBC to livestream polling-station results. Ruto is laying the foundation to steal the elections. Ruto might even go further and do exactly what Flávio Bolsonaro did in Brazil. Bolsonaro, who enjoys strong support from America’s right wing, conspired with Meta and, without any explanation, disabled President Lula’s Instagram and Facebook profiles from running ads just ten days before the Brazilian election. Lula was forced to file formal complaints in court and secure an order compelling Meta to stop restricting the reach of his content, treat both campaigns equally, and correct the algorithmic and AI biases that appeared to favour Bolsonaro. I would like to know how I can punch Ruto out of this ban and kick him out of State House. Talk to me.
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we actually do & they don't leave you alone 😭
do really attractive boys get girls in they dms the way really attractive girls do?
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