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thirty-one. still figuring it out. co-founder of @Teenplicity. mia thermopolis before the makeover. hi, you are great. she/her.

new york / florida
Joined October 2011
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a relationship should be 50/50. you keep one shoe, i keep one shoe.
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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make no mistake: Angie Nixon did absolutely the best she can- but national Democrats failed her.
Decision Desk HQ projects Ashley Moody wins the FL US Senate Special Election General #DecisionMade: 8:00 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Just heard the term “nauseously optimistic.” Suits me perfectly today
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happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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may november bring joy, wonder, happiness, and love. ✨💕
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THE 2026 NWSL SHIELD BELONGS TO THE BATS! 🦇🏆 For the first time in club history, Gotham finishes top of the table and wins the Shield. A historic day for the reigning NWSL Champions.
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WHY STOP NOW WHY STOP NOW WHY STOP NOW
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CLUB HISTORY 🛡️ 2026 @NWSL SHIELD WINNERS
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Standing ovation for Jess Fishlock in her last game in Seattle after 13 years there. Amazing moment for an #NWSL original. As it stands, it won't be her last game. Seattle still holds the 8th and final playoff spot right now.
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sick of how iphone photos come out when they get printed!! about to go back to exclusively using a digital camera because it never betrayed me like this
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see this is a real costume, the concept of celebrities dressing up for a photoshoot kinda pmo
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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one (1) day i will vote and get an ‘i voted!’ sticker. that day wasn’t today, but it’ll happen. eventually.
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I’ll be honest with you guys every time y’all abbreviate Texas Chainsaw Massacre to TCM it takes me a good few seconds to catch on cause I instinctively read it as Turner Classic Movies
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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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thank you, chester, for 17.5 years of chaos and cuteness. you will be missed, my little buddy. 🫶💕🐶
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oh yeah, this is gonna go triple platinum in my room
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Solo trip this, solo trip that. Have YOU taken a trip to the polls to vote in these mid-term elections?! That’s what matters right now.
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School Girls; Or, The African Mean Girls Play will be available to audiences everywhere during its final week of performances, streaming as-live at the production’s scheduled curtain times with a 24-hour replay. Learn more here: bway.world/jz8w4
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