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thirty-one. still figuring it out. co-founder of @Teenplicity. mia thermopolis before the makeover. hi, you are great. she/her.

new york / florida
Joined October 2011
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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make no mistake: Angie Nixon did absolutely the best she can- but national Democrats failed her.
Decision Desk HQ projects Ashley Moody wins the FL US Senate Special Election General #DecisionMade: 8:00 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Just heard the term “nauseously optimistic.” Suits me perfectly today
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happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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THE 2026 NWSL SHIELD BELONGS TO THE BATS! 🦇🏆 For the first time in club history, Gotham finishes top of the table and wins the Shield. A historic day for the reigning NWSL Champions.
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WHY STOP NOW WHY STOP NOW WHY STOP NOW
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CLUB HISTORY 🛡️ 2026 @NWSL SHIELD WINNERS
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Standing ovation for Jess Fishlock in her last game in Seattle after 13 years there. Amazing moment for an #NWSL original. As it stands, it won't be her last game. Seattle still holds the 8th and final playoff spot right now.
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see this is a real costume, the concept of celebrities dressing up for a photoshoot kinda pmo
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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Replying to @_maryayers
I’ll be honest with you guys every time y’all abbreviate Texas Chainsaw Massacre to TCM it takes me a good few seconds to catch on cause I instinctively read it as Turner Classic Movies
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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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Solo trip this, solo trip that. Have YOU taken a trip to the polls to vote in these mid-term elections?! That’s what matters right now.
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School Girls; Or, The African Mean Girls Play will be available to audiences everywhere during its final week of performances, streaming as-live at the production’s scheduled curtain times with a 24-hour replay. Learn more here: bway.world/jz8w4
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everything is gonna be ok
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Call me a radical leftist, but not only do I think that all school age children should get free breakfast and lunch, I also think that they should come home from school alive.
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One of the consequences to the rise of the far right all over the globe. I'm not joking
why is being mean becoming so normalized? :(
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i will be adored, adored, adored, adored, adored
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They’re the originals. The blueprint. The best to ever do it. They are to Love is Blind what Kelly is to American Idol. Nothing since has been this pure and true.
Love is blind has not hit like this in a long time
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