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Brother, the Eagles' graphic designers are currently using font size 6
I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever seen a team so decimated by injury as the 2026 New England Patriots.
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the head i would give him
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๐ŸšจTrump is LOSING it on stage after he says the protestors are perfectly timing their heckling: TRUMP: โ€œI've had three unbelievable punch lines, and I have been hit three times at the punch line. They are going to go away saying, trump is a lousy speaker. No, these guys are losers, man.โ€
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so FUCK YOU if i can't have us
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The Silence of the Voters
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Harris with her running mate.
Kamala Harris joins Jon Ossoff on stage.
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โ€œImmediately after Taylor Swift gave the most influential celebrity endorsement of all time for democratic candidate Kamala Harris, high level Republican executives got straight to work delegitimizing her with a bizarre strategyโ€” โ€˜paint an outspoken liberal as one of our own, and use the far left to do it.โ€™ It became one of the most successful political strategies of all time.โ€ #IStandWithTaylorSwift
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I voted Democrat every year, including 2024. But his year I'm voting... also democrat, because I didn't get a freakin lobotomy in the past two years.
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the replies to this tweet are the greatest thing you'll see today
The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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You could kill like half the founding fathers by telling them this
Pope Leo will vote in the upcoming US midterm elections via a mail ballot in the Vatican. ๐Ÿซต Will YOU be at the polls on Tuesday, November 3, too?
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I donโ€™t care if weโ€™re 2-15 or 15-2. If the Eagles are playing, Iโ€™m rooting for the Eagles to win. Actively hoping your own team loses for a better draft pick will never be me๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker meets with Pope Leo XIV and brings him cans of 'Da Pope' beer from a Chicago brewery: "Thank you for welcoming me. We bring good tidings from Chicago."
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The better Dems do on Tuesday, the more likely this ticket is
Harris/Ossoff 2028 thats The Tweet AND The Ticket
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Get well soon Jalen ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ™ #FlyEaglesFly
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please im vulnerable
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A warning to Donald Trump: Iโ€™m deploying election lawyers to key battleground districts in California to protect every vote. And I just made it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots.
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no amount of vintage *jewelry* gives you dignity
Kim Kardashian wearing Elizabeth Taylor's iconic $6.5 million emerald and diamond necklace. ๐Ÿ’Ž
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