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abbey 🏳️‍⚧️

@_phunkee

i like movies and i like my buttwife @dykejester

 philly, 26, priv @_funkyabbey
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Joined April 2015
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懐し那須時代🐱🐱
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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyerNov 8
If Netflix can have podcasts I think Iran can have nukes. It’s only fair.
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jess@jessnodeNov 7
no nut November is way easier than stop shitting September I'll tell u what
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if u have diabetes and ur trying to sign up for an insurance plan u may as well kill urself theres no hope
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Jules 🪐@schumisnoopyNov 7
marbles, molly, spike, snoopy, andy, olaf, belle and rover
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snoopy n cartman would be a devious duo. they would probably cause a mass casualty event together
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Don Hughes@getfiscalNov 5
noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
Armani (@historyoarmani2) profile pictureArmani@historyoarmani2Nov 4
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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Chris Moliere@chris_moliereNov 5
One of my favorite books is a compendium of those last 3 years. I would disagree that theyre depressing on their own but when you look at certain strips like these which are the final interactions between certain characters, its hard not to feel a sense of finality
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Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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Jules 🪐@schumisnoopyNov 6
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ゆゆ@suna_manuruNov 6
ムスタくん🐾 おはようございまスナ😸ฅ 📷:2026.10 #スナネコ #ムスタ #砂漠の天使 #埼玉県こども動物自然公園 #ecoハウチュー #sandcat #SCZ
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CrimsonKoning 🏴🔻@Konijn370576Nov 6
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Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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BRADZONE@BRADZ0NENov 6
nathan: so... do you know the muffin man? elizabeth: i'm not sure if i am familiar with him. who is that billy (stepping in the way of cameras): we should take a break guy from philly you just held the door open for: appreciate you
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bag of trouts@chaliceraeNov 5
I found a wooper plush I made when I was a kid
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SUPER E.D@TurboThomasFanNov 5
It gets more damning when you find out about the reason why he’s in the dessert to begin with
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Dr. Ellen Walker (@EllenFWalker) profile pictureDr. Ellen Walker@EllenFWalkerNov 5
Damn
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Dr. Ellen Walker@EllenFWalkerNov 5
Damn
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Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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actual heathcliff comics@RealHeathcliffsNov 5
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なたまめ@IGWJGsARifBfO9uNov 4
おみとおし
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ゆゆ@suna_manuruNov 5
ヤシュくん🐾 釘付けでスナ😸ฅ 📷:2026.10 #スナネコ #ヤシュ #那須どうぶつ王国 #保全の森 #sandcat #nasuanimalkingdom
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あっぴ@appi1116Nov 4
アミーラちゃんちょっとふっくらしてきた？ #アミーラ #スナネコ #埼玉県こども動物自然公園
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BRADZONE@BRADZ0NESep 8
like 80% of gamers are adult children who hate art and are fundamentally incurious, stupid, easily deceived marks whose only desire is escapism and whose only purpose is to be sold to. genuine livestock who cant think for themselves and resent those who can
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