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jess

@jessnode

Roman Catholic

 London, England
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Joined December 2020
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I can’t feel

Nearer the start of the most recent conflict in Israel and Palestine, I was horrified and felt a tremendous animating force in me to do what I could to make it known that none of this was in my name....

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you just set the fresh Rolex community back by an hour
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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under woke 3.0 we're calling Abdul (El-Sayed) "Abdulrahman" rather than skimping out
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they're boiling me into a broth tomorrow
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startup idea: sell herbs and spices but call them "food accessories" so white people actually buy them
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So deep in NYC Chinatown I’m hearing dialects with lateral fricatives
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all i do is flex i dont need a reason
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open short position on a stock -> seduce the CEO into infidelity -> wait for it to be found out without me explicitly disclosing it -> close short position which bit of this will the SEC kill me for
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James Bond does CPR with drastically improper technique in Casino Royale (2006)
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surface tension probably feels great for water droplets
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you can probably kill me in a way that matters bro
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“The Gospel takes away our right forever, to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” -Dorothy Day, born #OTD in 1897 Icon: @KLICONS
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Happy birthday to Servant of God Dorothy Day!
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can i come over and do risk analysis on your portfolio
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we should have more companies named after the 7 deadly sins. Avaritia sounds dope
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to having an affair. U.S. intelligence believes he had a relationship with a Chinese spy.
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can i come over and explain Total Return Swaps to you
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