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Mister Retrops

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Author / Writer for @Not_the_Bee / Antinouns Silly Letters to Government and Other Things to Read at Your Next Filibuster: https://xitter.gq/t.co/EV99dcmSD0

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Dikaió Book 3 drops today.
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Embezzlement scheme at charter school uncovered thanks to excessive breakfast order notthebee.com/article/califo…
Embezzlement scheme at charter school uncovered thanks to excessive breakfast order

Embezzlement scheme at charter school uncovered thanks to excessive breakfast order

Two staffers of the International School of Monterey in Seaside, California, were arrested for embezzling $300,000 of the school's money.

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Watch these "Disney on Ice" performers demonstrate why this move is banned in competition notthebee.com/article/watch-…
Watch these "Disney on Ice" performers demonstrate why this move is banned in competition

Watch these "Disney on Ice" performers demonstrate why this move is banned in competition

At the Disney on Ice show in SAP Center in San Jose, California, Prince Eric and Ariel demonstrated why the "headbanger" has been banned from competitive ice skating performances.

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Me a Gen-Xer trying to relate to the ragey Anakin Skywalker memes.
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Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine notthebee.com/article/google…
Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine

Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine

Some schools have been limiting students' access to AI, so, you know, they'll learn real things and not some crazy, digital hallucination.

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Iowa Capitol to host another Satanic display just before Democrat becomes governor notthebee.com/article/iowa-c…
Iowa Capitol to host another Satanic display just before Democrat becomes governor

Iowa Capitol to host another Satanic display just before Democrat becomes governor

Not only did Iowa vote in Democrat Rob Sand as their new governor, but they'll also get to experience the joys of another Satanic holiday party in their capitol rotunda thanks to a Federal judge.

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Utah man tells friend he can dodge a bullet. Friend pleads guilty to manslaughter. notthebee.com/article/utah-m…
Utah man tells friend he can dodge a bullet. Friend pleads guilty to manslaughter.

Utah man tells friend he can dodge a bullet. Friend pleads guilty to manslaughter.

In February 2025, after smoking weed and playing video games, Utah men Dylan Lee Treichel and Ashton Mann made the natural progression to the garage to play with real guns.

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This is the verse resounding in my heart and soul as I contemplate the devastating losses of yesterday, and what exactly those losses mean for the future: The fear of the LORD is pure, enduring forever: all the judgments of the LORD are true and righteous. Psalm 19:9 Whatever happens next is exactly what America needs. Push for revival, prepare for persecution, practice peace where its possible, pray for peace when its impossible, speak truth, protect the innocent, show mercy to the unmerciful, love the unloveable, and in all things give all glory and all honor to the Lord God, ruler of heaven and earth, judge of the nations. He alone is worthy.
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New Jersey bill would ban chewing gum because of microplastics notthebee.com/article/new-je…
New Jersey bill would ban chewing gum because of microplastics

New Jersey bill would ban chewing gum because of microplastics

The New Jersey legislature is here to help.

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“Operation Ghostbusters” uncovers Kenyan migrant network stealing student aid notthebee.com/article/operat…
“Operation Ghostbusters” uncovers Kenyan migrant network stealing student aid

“Operation Ghostbusters” uncovers Kenyan migrant network stealing student aid

So-called ghost students have been stealing Americans' identities and taking out student loans in their names.

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BBC’s “Blue Planet III” will have “less polished” camera shots to prove they didn’t use AI notthebee.com/article/bbcs-b…
BBC’s “Blue Planet III” will have “less polished” camera shots to prove they didn’t use AI

BBC’s “Blue Planet III” will have “less polished” camera shots to prove they didn’t use AI

AI has ruined a lot over the past five years, and it sounds like it's going to get worse.

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Folks are rallying behind this Red Baron employee who blew up at an Instagram prankster notthebee.com/article/folks-…
Folks are rallying behind this Red Baron employee who blew up at an Instagram prankster

Folks are rallying behind this Red Baron employee who blew up at an Instagram prankster

Some low-level Instagram influencer tried to make a name for himself by pranking a Red Baron employee at a Meijer store.

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What’s the alternative to being a Christian Nationalist? A Godless Globalist?
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Activists gather to protest America’s most hated enemy: “Liberty Biberty” notthebee.com/article/activi…
Activists gather to protest America’s most hated enemy: “Liberty Biberty”

Activists gather to protest America’s most hated enemy: “Liberty Biberty”

On Sunday, patriots gathered outside Liberty Mutual's offices in Boston, Massachusetts, to protest the company's worst idea ever.

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Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump notthebee.com/article/cruise…
Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump

Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump

Remember that cruise line that offered a 4-year escape package after Trump won the 2024 election?

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Murder suspect offers to plead guilty in exchange for cheesesteak, fries, and Pepsi notthebee.com/article/murder…
Murder suspect offers to plead guilty in exchange for cheesesteak, fries, and Pepsi

Murder suspect offers to plead guilty in exchange for cheesesteak, fries, and Pepsi

Robert Kessler's trial for the gruesome murder of Stephanie Crone-Overholts in 2021 has been hit with delay after delay.

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Italian men return wedding ring while dressed as hobbits notthebee.com/article/italia…
Italian men return wedding ring while dressed as hobbits

Italian men return wedding ring while dressed as hobbits

Irish man Patrick Mohr took his family to Italy on vacation, and while he was playing with his kids, his wedding ring betrayed him, slipping off into the waters of the Serchio River.

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DoD lends DHS heat ray weapon for testing at southern border notthebee.com/article/dod-le…
DoD lends DHS heat ray weapon for testing at southern border

DoD lends DHS heat ray weapon for testing at southern border

The latest South American caravan is growing every day and getting closer to the border in anticipation of the Democrats taking Congress.

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Children across Texas were just mailed instructions on how to "transition" and parents are TICKED notthebee.com/t4b70
Children across Texas were just mailed instructions on how to "transition" and parents are TICKED

Children across Texas were just mailed instructions on how to "transition" and parents are TICKED

Despite all the depravity I report on every day, sometimes it's easy to look out from the bubble of our Christian, homeschooled home and think my kids are safe from the Left's insane push to sexual...

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California woman who pled guilty to casting two extra votes in her dog’s name has case completely dropped notthebee.com/article/califo…
California woman who pled guilty to casting two extra votes in her dog’s name has charges dropped

California woman who pled guilty to casting two extra votes in her dog’s name has charges dropped

In 2025, Laura Lee Yourex was arrested for illegally registering her dog to vote and casting a ballot in her dog's name: twice.

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