Author / Writer for @Not_the_Bee / Antinouns Silly Letters to Government and Other Things to Read at Your Next Filibuster: https://xitter.gq/t.co/EV99dcmSD0
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Children across Texas were just mailed instructions on how to "transition" and parents are TICKED
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For the mystery of lawlessness is already at work; only he who now restrains will do so until he is taken out of the way. (2 Thessalonians 2:7)
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4D Chess: Genius Trump Leaks War Plans To 'The Atlantic' Where No One Will Ever See Them buff.ly/kGM8ZnB
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Your morning roundup 👇
The New York Times wonders who was trying to cover up the origins of COVID, Trump's numbers are looking good, and another car ends up in the deep end.
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Ghost Of Saint Patrick Returns To Drive Rosie O’Donnell Out Of Ireland buff.ly/zFL1POG
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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.
I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
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I wish more elected representatives would call out the media like Senator Ron Johnson just did.
Reporters were asking him whether he was concerned about @mattgaetz being picked for AG.
He proceeded to unfold this picture, handed it to the reporters, and asked if they questioned the Democrats about these people?
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Try not to Laugh Challenge xitter.gq/nelmagene2010/status/1…
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Vance: "Tim, if you're listening, you're welcome to vote for us. You don't have to tell anybody about it."
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This is … not a good timeline if you are Kamala Harris.
Say, what Democrat failed to receive the IAFF endorsement in 2016, and whatever happened to her?
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If this picture of the young Captain of Gondor absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then Walz got absolutely destroyed
