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DMA (Detroit Metro Area)
Joined June 2020
it’s so weird to not be suicidal anymore but every day i revise the plan a bit. i workshop new methods. wow
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like three of my friends have not visited me after i repeatedly invite them to my spot and new city and idk it is hurting my feelings a bit
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roommate asked if i know jane remover i said you really shouldn’t talk to women like that you should at least say please or something. Like that’s just too direct, and what if they’re friends like that’s just too much
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to the slate truck Get Ready To Learn Extinction Buddy
Scion is back... and will sell kei trucks in America. The brand has released the KEI-01, a 660-cc mini truck that will be built and sold in the US. Yes, you read all of that correctly.
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Ya llegué cabrones ahora que wey???? bocones pendejos vente tu wey!!!!!
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You blocked me but i still think about how you shit on Mamdani meanwhile this is his Actual Policy. This is change in progress and it is right to rally behind it and take advantage of momentum. HES DOING WHAT WE ALL WANT AND YALL STILL COMPLAIN
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por si no se sabía soy Doña Coño y Don Vergas a la vez
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me mama q los q me rodean empezaron a decir Ahí Está La Papa y enteramente es porque yo lo digo JAJJAJAJAJAJAJ
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i was really excited about this girl and then she ghosted me and i was really sad about it but she was a swifty so it feels like this
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my city loves you because i live in it
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i messed up where the first A goes
bartender and my roomate The Wokeler could not get this
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i am a Pattern Recognition God
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bartender and my roomate The Wokeler could not get this
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my roommate asks me “you know about Malfoid?” and i go “in woke 3.0 we call her Galfoy” and we both starts stammering “well well well well”
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Just a black coffee for me. Just a black coffee and some BULLETS for me. Yeah. I watch Matt Walsh just a black coffee for me no none of that gay pussy shit like sugar and cream. Just a black coffee and some.. crush up some cigarettes in there will ya?? Could ya ash your cigarette
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my local bar lets a guy drum and a guy blast on a trombone protect queer tusken raider art
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transplants be like MY city
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my city sucks and i wish it sucked more
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four women across four different generations at dinner and NIKE OF US ARE PASSING THE BECHDEL TEST FUCK
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movie so good it vindicated the harry styles at the movies quote
the kind of film that reminds you why you love going to the movies
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