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Joined May 2020
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Leo harusi ziko Kama one million just call your person and make sure he/she is still your person 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When you treat a woman right,she doesn't think you are amazing ,she thinks she is.
I'm currently in a relationship where he loves and provides everything I needed but I don't really love him.
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Nimefanya serious discusions na Yamal amekubali contract ya Everton pure joy 😂
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I’ll never apologize for the way I reacted when u had me fucked up,
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Shida ni mkono. Anyway hearts💕
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Me at 2am imagining the death of someone who is sill alive:
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From “i love you” to “user not found” a true love story
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alguem faz um desenho disso pra eu tentar entender como é pq minha mente nao concebe
chupando o pau dele enquanto ele mama no seu mamilo >>>>
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I just found out people at work found out about my page and are making fun of it. Especially Janet from HR who’s cheating on her husband with the engineering manager.
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Kaa huezi niita umbwa without hesitation then you're not in my inner circle..
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Life got so serious, I forgot how to chat with females
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funny that the same chicks who say they hate all men always have the highest body counts….
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in bed mixing songs on my macbook with a half naked woman next to me this really da life
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Went from drunk tweeting to drunk streaking ,nili hard launch bila kujua🤣😭😭😭😭
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I don’t want no gangsta bitch, I actually like mine super girly, feminine, and PINK🫩
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unfortunately there’s no safer way to love someone. you just have to give it your all and hope for the best.
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In 2008, my late mzee summoned me, akanitemea mate then gave me his safari boots and a hero jet bicycle as a blessing to take care of my 12 siblings. Nimestruggle with these disciples but finally, wa mwisho anagraduate this year. A win for me. I know mzee will be proud💪
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Nobody gets angrier than a WOMAN being accused of something she actually do .
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Ukitest my insecurities, tutatest zako pia
The line between banter and offense is drawn by our insecurities.
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naeza kuonyesha green light na bado niizime, si light ni yangu 😌😂
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