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Ausitn Massey

@aMass
Joined June 2011
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Great read. Frank Sinatra Has a Cold esquire.com/features/ESQ1003… via @EsquireMag
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Bill Maher
@billmaher17 Oct 2012
There it is! The 47%! Saved it as a haymaker for the end. Nice
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ali waller@imaliwaller17 Oct 2012
Normally, when politicians address women named Candy, it's under WAY different circumstances. #debate
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Ryan@BaseballTweets513 Oct 2012
#ThingsEasierThanEliminatingTheCardinals finding someone who was alive the last time the Cubs won a World Series
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Torty Craig@TortyCraig13 Oct 2012
Jason Motte's beard > Jayson Werth's beard
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I'm voting for the first one who makes the jerk-off motion while the other one is talking. #Debate
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rob delaney
@robdelaney25 Sep 2012
Campaign stress is getting to Romney. I hear he's up to 4 ginger ales a day.
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MLB
@MLB26 Sep 2012
NL WILD CARD UPDATE: @Cardinals lead @Dodgers and @Brewers by 4 1/2 games. Their magic number to clinch is 4.
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Jim Rome
@jimrome6 Sep 2012
Looks like Tony Romo's been taking mental notes. Then again, it's not December.
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Rob Riggle
@RobRiggle11 Aug 2012
I know it's early Pre-Season, but I think the Chiefs are gonna win the Superbowl!
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This warm box of chicken broth is probably the worst juice I've ever had.
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CC and the Limozeenz instagr.am/p/NFktY_vHsv/
Elementary schools should provide field trips to my house so they can see what an inappropriate amount of bacon looks like.
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At the National Press Club luncheon with Alec Baldwin. Here's hoping the Q&A somehow leads him to "What am I, a farmer?"
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@jayscherder Promise?
Well damn. I need a plan B #LearnedItFromLindy RT @TheBiggIdea: Saying "we'll figure it out" is a great way to prolong a terrible situation
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Hey, kettle bell swings. Go to hell.
Blake Griffin. No words. #He's22
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David Thorne
@27bslash616 Feb 2012
"YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR TIMESHEETS. EVERYONE DOES." 27bslash6.com/timesheets.htm…
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