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Normally, when politicians address women named Candy, it's under WAY different circumstances. #debate
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#ThingsEasierThanEliminatingTheCardinals finding someone who was alive the last time the Cubs won a World Series
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I'm voting for the first one who makes the jerk-off motion while the other one is talking. #Debate
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NL WILD CARD UPDATE: @Cardinals lead @Dodgers and @Brewers by 4 1/2 games. Their magic number to clinch is 4.
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I know it's early Pre-Season, but I think the Chiefs are gonna win the Superbowl!
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Elementary schools should provide field trips to my house so they can see what an inappropriate amount of bacon looks like.
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At the National Press Club luncheon with Alec Baldwin. Here's hoping the Q&A somehow leads him to "What am I, a farmer?"
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"YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR TIMESHEETS. EVERYONE DOES." 27bslash6.com/timesheets.htm…
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Clones, a big welcome to @GillenHoops. He's on twitta, more than Leave it Beavah,...reruns!!! Hit him up.
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The difference between Roseanne running for president and Newt Gingrich running for president? With Roseanne, liberals know its a joke.
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[Fungoes] Fielder contract welcome news for Cardinals bit.ly/An0rdO #stlcards
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Manny Pacquiao I'm calling you out let's fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see.
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Guy on Maury just proved baby wasn't his by saying "the baby don't even have my last name!"
