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This is an after school special about the dangers of ketamine and recreational novocaine.
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I really need to get myself fully forklifted over to the blue place, and I’ve got six invite codes to give away - mutuals who want one, hit me up?
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If AEW doesn't get an Arbys sponsorship after tonight they need to fire whoever is in charge of getting Arbys sponsorships, which is a division I presume that all companies have
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Every time I go away from the computer for a bit and then come back, there is a new way Clarence Thomas has taken bribes.
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Wow, I can't believe they're summarily executing all the tv news guys. Harsh but fair.
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If you buy Third Reich stuff I’m not saying you are a nazi. I’m really not. I’m saying that is a weird choice which lacks a satisfactory explanation, and Occam’s razor is making me nervous.
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‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.
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Look, I’m just a libertarian who thinks the government should only do roads, law enforcement, and huge subsidies for me.
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The recording from my presentation on OpenVEX at @theopenssf is now available! youtube.com/watch?v=MBn1Ph6a…
If you're interested in SBOMs, vulnerability disclosures and OpenVEX, I'll be presenting this Wednesday at 11 Eastern in the @theopenssf Vulnerability Disclosures WG meeting!
Invite details here: github.com/ossf/wg-vulnerabi…
More info on openvex at openvex.dev!
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I don't often use this kind of language, but fuck everyone who is trying to make the eliminationism discourse okay. It isn't okay, and all we have to do is condemn this kind of thing. Don't argue and let it distract from defeating the Nazis and making a more democratic US.
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This is just like that time in Muppets Take Manhattan when the Muppets, after unsuccessfully attempting to take Manhattan, split up and leave Manhattan.
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Hi Twitter.
I'm looking for a new job. If you're doing cool internet stuff, or research, or environment protection, please hit me up.
Thanks!
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1. Learn to code.
2. Meet with venture capitalists.
3. Launch a service that's Instacart, but instead of delivering groceries they'll come to your house and stop you from eating cheese.
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Looking forward to support for long-form tweets so that I can embed forbidden urls as acrostics.
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Friend points out, no one let Elon have a run in with Maxine Waters. Man won’t survive.
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Police and Thieves: On Tony Gilroy’s “Andor” lareviewofbooks.org/article/… via @lareviewofbooks























