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childish branzino

@absflora

non-practicing intellectual

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Joined January 2013
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Knock at the door. I open it. Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..” Me: “A ding dong ditch?” NK: “Yeah!” Me: “But you forgot to leave?” NK: “Yeah!” Me: “Do you want to try again?” NK: “Yeah!”
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gone readin'@stovepiperat11 Jan 2025
my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre
Alexis Blexas (@agraybee) profile pictureAlexis Blexas@agraybee10 Jan 2025
We should go back to the Puritan naming convention of naming kids after values, but updated. Instead of being named Obedience you can be named Punctuality.
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I used to be somewhat popular on this website and occasionally I’ll get a notification where someone likes a years-old tweet and I’m like omg why was anyone following me I was so annoying
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For those of you who were calling me annoying all along: shut up
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Darling ♡@darlingalamode7 Jan 2025
I need you guys to understand though. what it was like to watch this movie with a 101° fever and to see these dogs. I literally had to pause and take a second compose myself. I thought I was losing my mind.
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I could never be a manager at a retail establishment because I am simply not deeply triggered by people briefly doing nothing
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Ron Iver@ronnui_16 Dec 2024
The Trader Joe's cashiers are using their secret bell language to talk shit about me again
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Choptimus Prime@mikesmicYT16 Dec 2024
what is rizz if not swag persevering
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Jasmine
@JasmineLWatkins26 Nov 2024
Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying
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Does anyone wanna follow me on 🦋? I might talk about horticulture and try to learn how to make jokes again idk
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Hey! I did some paintings of oranges inspired by my favorite poems about oranges and two prints are available on my Etsy shop. They’re 8 inches by 8 inches and $20 plus shipping. Link in bio!
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8x8 is a standard frame size that you can easily find on the internet and I think even in stores like Target and Michael’s so no need for custom framing. If you have an Etsy account, please follow my shop to see more upcoming stuff!
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I’m taking the lyrics of rainbow connection and really holding space with that
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Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine
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Ignore the mess and how I look and everything and just LOOK AT THIS ENORMOUS STAGHORN FERN I GOT FOR $20 ON MARKETPLACE!!!!
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in the clerb, we all fam
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Dionne Warwick
@dionnewarwick29 Sep 2024
This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late. I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave28 Sep 2024
Dionne Warwick when asked by NPR if Sabrina Carpenter’s “I’m working late ‘cause I’m a singer” lyric resonates with her: “That does not resonate with me”
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• rachel •@rachelwilbury24 Sep 2024
hey does anyone know what my personality is and if i am succeeding at being a person? thanks 💜
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Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi:
Danielle (@behindnmetaints) profile pictureDanielle@behindnmetaints18 Sep 2024
you’ve destroyed the sanctity of this gazebo you belligerent fool
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ok but the fact that she felt the need to have her friends collect her records and then CHANGE HER NUMBER implies that she did in fact need to cut him off like girl what did he do
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Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) profile picturePopulism Updates@PopulismUpdates7 Sep 2024
Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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