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me arriving to hell, kinda embarrassed: used too many p—
satan: too many paper towels, yes
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“I was stuck in traffic after attending an event for an AIPAC front group so I couldn’t (accidentally, and in good faith) vote to impeach the person prosecuting the war AIPAC enthusiastically supports” ok if you say so
Like Rep. Stansbury, I was stuck behind the same police escort blocking the Capitol when Republicans closed the vote. I would have voted no and believe strongly that Pete Hegseth should be impeached.
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415 members voted on the motion. Reporting indicates the police-escorted bus incident occurred 3.9 miles from the Capitol with no blockage preventing access to the building. The schedule was known since November 9.
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Offensive coordinators be like yea im feeling the dumbfuck reverse that doesnt work
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Replying to @TheNotoriousMMA
not gonna be me either so its gotta be a third guy
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Here’s the thing: you were not tricked by Trump. You are just stupid. You’re stupid and a bad person. You wanted someone who would punish the people who you think stole your success, which you don’t actually have because you’re stupid.
It’s hard for you to make friends and date because you are not just a bad person, you’re a dull person. You don’t have anything going for you. Your friends online are also dull, bad people. The people that told you were smart and had good ideas and you were part of the team were bots and con-artists who easily tricked you because again, you’re stupid. You didn’t get into college because you have no substance, not because an immigrant stole your spot. The admissions department found your dull.
If all of the people you don’t like disappeared tomorrow you would still be at the absolute bottom rung of society. The people you admire think you’re an insect.
There’s no forgiveness or unity here. You made your choice and you let yourself get grifted. You should wear that mark forever. We’re going to treat you like you treated others.
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Remember when Charlie Kirk got killed and Republicans were like YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED, TREMBLE IN FEAR AT WHAT’S COMING and then nothing happened and then they lost everything?
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Now that woke is back, I just want everyone who abruptly started using the r-word again 2 years ago to know I remember who you are and it will always define you in my mind
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The big lesson of the Biden years is that you have to prosecute these people. You can’t just move on. You need to make the next generation of grifters and hate mongers scared for their lives.
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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For everyone thanking me for inspiring tonight’s results, hasan piker also deserves a lot of credit






















