love me like a sailor……💕

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Joined July 2025
"I want kids so I can give them the life I never had" How about you give yourself the life you never had?🤨🙄
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on my fucking soul, just inject the needle in my yansh abeg😔
This is why I’ll forever prefer injections to drugs🫩
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can't believe I used to hate on it before but the Catholics really ate with their veneration of mother Mary. how else can you birth divinity if you aren't divine yourself? only the divine can birth divinity.
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That time my classmate was like "Everyone is invited to my birthday except you cuz you never talk to us" and looked at me and I gave her zero reaction and just continued scrolling my phone like she really thought she'd gag me like go fuck yourself and your birthday party 😭😭😭😭
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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Adelanke retweeted
El Annie💋
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Literally
humping my pillow because your hand is too far away :(
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Everybody say THE LAW 🤫
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No ❤️
From house officer and med student to consultant and doctor in training 🥹
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christians mehn, why do you think it’s okay to be shouting at 2am just because you’re praying?
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i’m enjoying cursing people in yoruba.
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Please help retweet this.🙏🏿🙏🏿
‼️🚨URGENT‼️🚨 Hey everyone, please I’m here to solicit the sum of 100,000 naira to help a woman slated for an emergency c-section. Her husband is out of work and does many side hustles, and she had to stop work when the pregnancy got too tiring. Please send donations to 0858048495 GTB I’ll update in the thread as it goes.🙏🏿
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God plis deliver me from the spirit of ikanra Any small thing, my face don change
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Mummy zee is the monster you guys made. Free fridge & bags of rice won't cure are mental illness.
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Some conversations i can’t insert my 2 cents, iwa owo wa Oda. 💀
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Why pesin birthday go be dec 16th😭
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@TamarwithanR what were you doing all year??
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chai ati oloun
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This is why I’ll forever prefer injections to drugs🫩
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If anyone is looking for a housemate or moving out of their selfcon apartment soon Please text me, I am house hunting and god forbid I deal with these demonic Lagos agents Please retweet for me
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We need to go back to keeping ourselves till marriage. It hurts to wake up everyday and see you people on the timeline tweet about wanting to know the bodies of other people carnally. Please, let’s all be civil.
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