Adelanke retweeted
"I want kids so I can give them the life I never had"
How about you give yourself the life you never had?🤨🙄
Adelanke retweeted
can't believe I used to hate on it before but the Catholics really ate with their veneration of mother Mary.
how else can you birth divinity if you aren't divine yourself?
only the divine can birth divinity.
Adelanke retweeted
That time my classmate was like "Everyone is invited to my birthday except you cuz you never talk to us" and looked at me and I gave her zero reaction and just continued scrolling my phone like she really thought she'd gag me like go fuck yourself and your birthday party 😭😭😭😭
Adelanke retweeted
christians mehn, why do you think it’s okay to be shouting at 2am just because you’re praying?
Please help retweet this.🙏🏿🙏🏿
‼️🚨URGENT‼️🚨
Hey everyone, please I’m here to solicit the sum of 100,000 naira to help a woman slated for an emergency c-section.
Her husband is out of work and does many side hustles, and she had to stop work when the pregnancy got too tiring.
Please send donations to 0858048495 GTB
I’ll update in the thread as it goes.🙏🏿
Adelanke retweeted
Mummy zee is the monster you guys made.
Free fridge & bags of rice won't cure are mental illness.
Adelanke retweeted
If anyone is looking for a housemate or moving out of their selfcon apartment soon
Please text me, I am house hunting and god forbid I deal with these demonic Lagos agents
Please retweet for me
Adelanke retweeted
We need to go back to keeping ourselves till marriage.
It hurts to wake up everyday and see you people on the timeline tweet about wanting to know the bodies of other people carnally.
Please, let’s all be civil.
Adelanke retweeted
Unrelated (ish) but
“You’re my baby mama, I won” sounds like such a fan boy statement to me. Nothing about it is as profound as ppl make it out to seem. It’s not a burn, lol.
Sounds to me like he’s privileged to have had Thee Cardi B bear his kids.






































