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My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

From the New World
Joined February 2009
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tfw no hand-held gf to hug loosely
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The tension is easily resolved if you recognize that the democratic process should not, in fact, have ultimate control over nearly anything.
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I don't think you could pick a more fitting mascot to tell me about microtransactions than kyubey honestly
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"we're worried that if we release this language model, bad actors will use it to trick people into believing falsehoods" journalists. you've invented journalists
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Elephants are a symbol of the Republican Party. If getting rid of elephants hurts the Republicans then it’s worth a shot.
Replying to @yashar
4. BREAKING: Botswana is lifting the ban on elephant hunting. Many believe this is an attempt by President Masisi to curry favor with rural voters ahead of the elections later this year. Elephants are being used as a political tool. #ProtectElephants
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instead of ? ?! !? ! !! notation in chess they should use expanding brain meme notation
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Read & weep: “people frequently rate field experiments designed to establish comparative effectiveness of two policies as inappropriate even when the policies those experiments compare are widely seen as appropriate. 1/4 pnas.org/content/early/2019/…
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tfw no manmade gf
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Startup idea: build a full-scale model tokamak reactor. Internally it will burn coal. After we close series B we can hire plasma physicists to gradually add the fusion-related features.
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SOUND ON, COMMANDER.
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Only trust anons. We have nothing to gain by lying. All anons speak the truth all the time no matter what. If two anons contradict each other, then so much for logic (who told you about logic anyway? A guy using his real name, probably claiming to be an ‘expert’, that’s who).
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Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven $1000 $1000 $1000 $1000 $1000 $1000 $1000
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New board game
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this morning I wrote that computers can keep a list of numbers and subtract 100 from one number and add 100 to another, and now all the software engineers in my feed are like “lol no they can’t, that’s impossible,” technology is wild.
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*scrolling through source code* "Please tell me they didn't use magic." *opens a file* "I hope they actually worked out an algorithm for this instead of wimping out and using ma–" *expands a function body only to find a single gleaming rune shaped like a winky-face* "GOD damnit."
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The long awaited update 1.8 for LANCER, is finally here! Our ongoing playtest for the modular mech rpg is nearing its final form. This update has 100+ pages of new lore, systems, and narrative play. Assemble your FRAME and go forth! Grab it for free here: drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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Notable that the LA teachers “victory” does not recognize Wages for Homework. Students will still be unpaid for attending school - despite being forced to attend by the state. Students need a real union who can stand up for them.
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kawaiikochan.moe/post/182015… Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. Series "FINEST 2018" continues!! Masaka-chan's deep involvement with anime once again, it's "Devilman". "Academia Comics?!"
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The funny thing about the shutdown is seeing anarchist direct action networks spring into action. Mutual aid collectives are even taking shifts as TSA agents at airports. The bosses need us but we don't need them.
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They say not to let amoebas into your brain but just think of how much you'd ace coding interviews
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