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Witty Houston

@aiojames

I come here to talk to myself, if you read it, that's your business

 Lagos, Nigeria
Joined February 2010
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We are on the precipice of the biggest flip-flop in American political history
Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) profile pictureTomi Lahren
@TomiLahrenNov 9
Come again?
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Dynamite the Third@dynamiteIIINov 9
He bout to start throwing everybody under the bus
Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) profile pictureTomi Lahren
@TomiLahrenNov 9
Come again?
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Crystal@Crystal_lite226Nov 8
We need to have an honest discussion about Jennifer Hudson
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a’ja@imnotajaNov 8
this is definitely one of his best skits😂😂
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 8
Druski has done a parody of ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ on SNL.
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Iraq Lobster 🦞@TamieOfficialNov 7
& here my dear aliens is Miss 11 Oils, who at the peak of her mediocre & exaggerated sm career, thought she could go shoulder to shoulder with the Epstein circles. Her punishment for refusing to be abused has just started.
𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 (@iamjoseh_) profile picture𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔
@iamjoseh_19 Feb 2024
This is the video that Elsa deleted after Naomi threatened to expose screenshots of their dirty chats that involve a rich white old man. 🤔
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There was 1 million and one questions she could’ve asked her, what she saw at the Safari was not one of them.
Doja On Stage (Fan Account) (@DojaOnStage) profile pictureDoja On Stage (Fan Account)
@DojaOnStageNov 7
Doja Cat talking about her first time visiting South Africa whilst on tour earlier this year!!
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This made me realize that I’m not using my tits enough.
Amunet (@VintageSitcoms) profile pictureAmunet
@VintageSitcomsNov 6
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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Everyone with eyes saw this coming. You alienated your audience by adjusting your content based on being the “treat of the week” not realizing a new treat will soon come and take your place.
UNCLE CHARLES (@mixedracedUncle) profile pictureUNCLE CHARLES
@mixedracedUncleNov 7
So sad to see Elsa Majimo going through so much, may she finds healing and strength 💔😢
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benito@iconicDemoeNov 6
ngl it’s probably a contributor to why we respect hard work the way we do.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 5
Can't stop thinking about the fact that millennials used to spend hours downloading songs on Limewire just to be able to burn them on blank CDs with "SuMmEr MIX 03" written in Sharpie on it. Even our version of making playlists was a grind
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VaLOr💕@walestalksalotNov 6
I hate when something with cool potential is done so bad …
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Price the glass before you break it.
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Lulu@muixyuiNov 5
US senators first meeting
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wake up filthy!! (@phemisna) profile picture
wake up filthy!!@phemisnaNov 5
‘thought you were a nigerian babe’ i dont like that at allll
UKHipHopdaily (@UKHipHopDaily) profile pictureUKHipHopdaily
@UKHipHopDailyNov 5
Mara Pirez Says For You To Be Her Man You’ll Need To Fly Out 12 Of Her Friends To Miami First - Appointment Show
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Kéne (@AtuanyaKene) profile picture
Kéne
@AtuanyaKeneNov 4
He did great and you look comfortable asf in that car. Cute blanket 😍😍
𝐊 ✰ (@itssthyherinme) profile picture𝐊 ✰
@itssthyherinmeNov 4
I had a major water leak at my home, so I asked my baby daddy if I could stay at his house because I was told it would take about a week to repair. Out of respect, I asked him not to let his girl come over while I was there. Just being honest, I’m still not over our relationship, and this man had the audacity to put this woman before me. He even allowed her to disrespect me and tell me I wasn’t welcome. Y’all, I had to sleep in my car, and this man didn’t even care. He let that woman do me like this.
Image from 𝐊 ✰ (@itssthyherinme)
Image from 𝐊 ✰ (@itssthyherinme)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The text messages is made up and the context of the situation is based on a skit by someone on TikTok. Not the user on Twitter X. tiktok.com/t/ZTPJ7593o/
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WANI (@WaniWonder) profile picture
WANI
@WaniWonder6 Feb 2023
This life e sweet but e fit wowo ! no truer words were ever spoken! @minznse 🩸🤍
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Not my most popular but I’m glad I have a running track record of how much I Hate Tim Westwood.
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// Regent Mach // (@MachDominus) profile picture// Regent Mach //@MachDominusNov 1
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Me right now
camille PhD (@bittycrush) profile picturecamille PhD@bittycrushNov 3
the shit i be watching when i’m bored at work
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José María Luna@JoseMLunaNov 4
They’re doing this to your sons tomorrow
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I become so patriotic on days like this! God bless America like madddd!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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You must be sick in the head
sammm ☆ (@onlysammms) profile picturesammm ☆
@onlysammmsNov 2
guys i need a suggestion. one of my bsfs got drunk last night and made out with a guy despite being in a relationship, a 7 FUCKING YEAR LONG RELATIONSHIP. her bf is probably going to propose to her soon. had it been something casual, maybe i could’ve let it slide, but she’s been with this man for seven fucking years. should i tell him??? because i know it’s going to cost me my friendship but how am i supposed to sit here and pretend i don’t know something like this
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