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Al Vimh

@al_vimh

Non-corporeal, malevolent entity. Dislikes things on a semi-professional basis. Grunt Hunter!

 Scotland, Phil. Scotland.
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Joined December 2009
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And None Were Found - The World According To Al Vimh

Dear reader, allow me to spin you a tale of mystery, suspense and intrigue. A tale which may chill the bones and quicken the heart. A true story, of course*. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall...

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The storm is currently beating the crap out of my town, so it's a perfect day to stay inside and get some housework done*, work on projects** and generally be productive*** * - Watch IT ** - Watch IT: Chapter Two *** - Worry about life and sink slowly into utter despair
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Reminder that if you tip me any amount on ko-fi, you can ask me to write a scandalous lie about you and publish it below! Or you can just tip me because you're in a position to do so and life is hard. Or perhaps you desire a secret third thing? ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky
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The one and ONLY time. Treguard's advice is not to be taken lightly.
Knightmare (@KnightmareUK) profile pictureKnightmare@KnightmareUKOct 25
This weekend is the one time when you can ignore Treguard's advice. #ClocksGoBack
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This weekend is the one time when you can ignore Treguard's advice. #ClocksGoBack
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Could it be, perhaps, perchance, maybe, just maybe...that children with disabilities don't lose them like baby teeth? I've been what Tories would call a "worthless cripple" since birth and only gotten worse. Could it be that, Helen? Cretin.
Helen Whately MP (@Helen_Whately) profile pictureHelen Whately MP
@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
Look at this chart 👇 Many if not most of the children on DLA will go onto PIP. Around half of children who get DLA become NEETs. There’s a clear path from child DLA to PIP to a lifetime on benefits. We must change this.
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I'm a double amputee. I recieve 3,600 a year in PIP @Helen_Whately receives *39,000* a year in housing. If our Hels wants to cut down the welfare bill I've an idea where she should start...
Helen Whately MP (@Helen_Whately) profile pictureHelen Whately MP
@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
Look at this chart 👇 Many if not most of the children on DLA will go onto PIP. Around half of children who get DLA become NEETs. There’s a clear path from child DLA to PIP to a lifetime on benefits. We must change this.
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Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-rifft…
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Trying to balance bills and make Christmas happen has made me physically nauseous tonight. Why is life such a kick to the balls and taint? If you can help...loathe asking...but please do Ko-fi.com/alvimh
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SPELLCASTING! G-E-T-H-Y-P-E GET HYPE Y'ALLLLLLL!!!!
Knightmare: The Game (@knightmarequest) profile pictureKnightmare: The Game@knightmarequestOct 23
KNIGHTMARE IS BACK! An official point-and click adventure game based on the classic TV series - with actors from the original show. Coming 2027. But just remember - it's only a game...isn't it?
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My goal is "some money"
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Drop your Ko-fi goal below and we'll help one creator reach 100%! 🌟
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OH BROTHER!
Attitude Era Podcast (@AEPodcast) profile pictureAttitude Era Podcast@AEPodcastOct 21
🔥SMACKDOWN CRAWL 138🔥 It’s another historic episode as D’von finds his faith, Maven finds a drink and we all find ourselves forced to watch a sex pest receive a dance! 2002, baby!!! ✨Out now for $5 backers✨
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🔥SMACKDOWN CRAWL 138🔥 It’s another historic episode as D’von finds his faith, Maven finds a drink and we all find ourselves forced to watch a sex pest receive a dance! 2002, baby!!! ✨Out now for $5 backers✨
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What. The. Fuck?!
Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUKOct 8
You will be able to watch Fort Hood killer be executed by firing squad on a livestream, Pentagon says trib.al/y47SB6e
US to livestream firing squad execution of Fort Hood killer from same base

US to livestream firing squad execution of Fort Hood killer from same base

'People need to understand that there are serious consequences for these types of things.'

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Donald Trump presents Elon Musk with the highly coveted 'Ket-Addled Nazi Dipshit Of The Year' award.
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Tonight's insomnia listening. Bloody amazing series.
Attitude Era Podcast (@AEPodcast) profile pictureAttitude Era Podcast@AEPodcastSep 29
🩷HITMAN - Book Report 🖤 🖤Part 13! 🩷 Fresh off of losing the title, Bret wonders what life is like in WCW and what life would be like if he told Hulk Hogan to go FUCK HIMSELF ✨Out now for $5 backers!✨
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🩷HITMAN - Book Report 🖤 🖤Part 13! 🩷 Fresh off of losing the title, Bret wonders what life is like in WCW and what life would be like if he told Hulk Hogan to go FUCK HIMSELF ✨Out now for $5 backers!✨
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Al Vimh@al_vimhJun 24
Life is a sack of angry honey badgers. Trying to get back on the content creation but putting out fires every five minutes is sapping the creativity. If any of you lot can help, i'll give you a spot in the bunker when I glass this planet from orbit. ko-fi.com/alvimh
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READ MY THINGS! And throw me a Ko-Fi if you're able. Life is expensive and a pain in the nethers.
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And None Were Found - The World According To Al Vimh

And None Were Found - The World According To Al Vimh

Dear reader, allow me to spin you a tale of mystery, suspense and intrigue. A tale which may chill the bones and quicken the heart. A true story, of course*. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall...

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO AL VIMH Check out the blog: al-vimh.net Support the Host Body and his need for caffeine/rent money: ko-fi.com/alvimh #UKBloggers #bloggerstribe #AngryLittleVoiceInMyHead #RageBlogging #TheSugarBloodDiaries #ScreamingIntoTheVoid
And None Were Found - The World According To Al Vimh

And None Were Found - The World According To Al Vimh

Dear reader, allow me to spin you a tale of mystery, suspense and intrigue. A tale which may chill the bones and quicken the heart. A true story, of course*. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall...

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