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posting a selfie with an I Voted sticker like
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you've almost gotta admire the dedication of these absolute morons
The trap has been set. They were warned.
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this guy's only talking shit like this because he knows he plans to kill himself in a bunker just like his hero did before the Dems can get him in to testify
Honey, slow your totalitarian roll. Citizens don’t answer to communists in this country as much as you seem to believe that. A bit high and mighty are we; a swan-like song of a bonafide elitist. Tell you what, sugar, uncork a bottle of Commanders Choice ( Commanders-choice.com), take a sip of Americana and check yourself. Don’t worry, it’s keto friendly, except you’ll need to clear your schedule for some gym time for that to work”. @OldPatrolHQ @LaurenWitzkeDE @Highway_30
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sorry this should say "unalive himself" i forgot woke is back
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i'm thinking we put this one on the quarter or dime
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lol. pass. you're getting impeached again bitch. multiple times @realDonaldTrump
NEWS: I just got off the phone with President Trump. He says his message to Americans is: "My message is congratulations to the Democrats, and I look forward to working with you for the good of our country." cbsnews.com/news/trump-congr…
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omg we're really gonna steal alllll these elections and get away with it (again) 😭😭
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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this hat is just about the clearest indication of a mental health crisis i could have imagined
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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well she sounds a mess tho
A little monster Angelica Nero, just 4 years old, recreated the "Abracadabra" music video. 🖤🥰
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BREAKING: A judge in Alaska has thrown out the Trump administration's lawsuit seeking to delay certification of the Senate election if GOP incumbent Dan Sullivan loses. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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i condemn haley stevens
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Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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It's the same argument as literally any other state. > There is a territory of the United States that is not a state. > It has defined borders and a large permanent population > It has explicitly expressed a desire to be a state > Congress has the power to admit new states
DC was explicitly designed to not be a state for a whole host of reasons. There is not a legitimate argument for DC statehood beyond “I want two more blue senators”
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Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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Gov. Kathy Hochul, asked about Nicki Minaj’s beef, says she should “get outside.” “And stop going to Trump rallies, it’s kinda poisoning your mind.”
Kathy Hochul is an evil woman. The Democratic Party should forfeit her seat because even if she wins, she will be of great consequence to them. Downward spiral for her. She will not escape God’s wrath. She did not denounce evil when she had the chance.
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The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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hey ted you seen this ?
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.gq/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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remember when they tried to pretend Cracker Barrel was some kind of sacred institution? deeply unserious people
Obama mocking Cheesecake Factory tells you everything about how out of touch political elites are. Growing up, eating there was a special occasion for my family, just as it is for millions of Americans today. Obama is telling on himself here.
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