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Hi. I’m a comedian, I dance and model and shit oh yeah i also make funny videos on the Internet , almost forgot. ZinQ

Joined November 2012
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Me: *does three crunches* Me: "Once I glo on these hoes they gone need sunglasses to see me shine "
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Bro I JUST moved into this house and people already touching my shit without asking me first…
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There’s no joke here or punchline. Chapelle hasn’t told a joke with a punchline in like 20 years. Now he just wanders around the stage trying to be some kind of midwit philosopher, delivering a bunch of safe “edgy” opinions in a self-congratulatory way like a late stage George Carlin. A totally insufferable unfunny hack. Wildly overrated for his whole career. Chapelle’s Show does not hold up at all. He came up with like two funny sketches and that’s it. The media treated him like Jesus back in the day because he was a black comedian making jokes about white people. If you go back and watch some of that stuff now you’ll be shocked by how much it sucks.
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I introduce to you an underrated goat, Tsubasa Fukuchi, The creator of “Law of Ueki”, “Saike Mata Shitemo”, and now the currently running “Parashoppers”
I don’t think I have come across many manga authors who have written more than 3 genuinely peak stories/mangas😭 Most of the peak anime I’ve watched come from completely different authors when i look them up Have you guys watched multiple peak anime adaptation from the same manga author? Or read multiple manga by one author that you consider peak? It really makes you appreciate how difficult it is to write good stories😮‍💨
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Jesus, no wonder y’all lost lol
Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
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Damn ONLY English?? A family can’t even talk to each other in their native tongue? This loser hears a foreign language in the distance and just goes into a blind rage LMFAO
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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The fuck are y’all gonna do? LMFAO
Dave Chappelle crossed a line he cant come back from.
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Lmfaooo I like my bacon! Jesus Christ these people are such losers
HABIBI ABDUL! 👊🏽 America belongs to Jesus, not Muhammad!🙏 I want Jesus, not Allah! I want the apostles, not Muhammad. I want the Bible, not the Quran! Also…. I like my bacon! 🥓 I WANT A COUNTRY WHERE… - The name of Jesus is praised — not Allah’s - There is prayer in schools — not prayer mats - The Bible is taught — not the Quran - Built on the Ten Commandments — not Sharia law - There are churches on every street corner — not mosques - We hear church bells — not the call to prayer - Christmas is the best season — not Ramadan - There is peace — not violence and terrorism - Our children would not have to wake up to prayer calls - Our children can preach Jesus freely in the public square - Our children will not be converted to Islam - Our daughters will not be forced to wear a hijab - Our children will not be killed and persecuted for their faith I WANT JESUS, NOT ALLAH! 🙌
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Just missing every lesson it’s trying to teach somehow lol #comedy #alphaxalfa #skit #anime #racism
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What anime fanbases yall think i’m talking about? Lol
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These people live in a fucking alternate universe lol, I love how even in the ai slop for their made up scenario the white dude has a bigger stack of ballots casually in his hand. What a buncha cry babies
When you are a white guy in America reporting voter fraud but the police officer is a female cop.
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Wait till they find out how Christianity was spread in the first place lol
Replying to @sayalpha
Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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Grown ass man btw, this why y’all crybabies lost, you care about absolute stupid shit.
If you cannot speak or read English, you should not be able to vote in the United States of America. If that offends you, I don't think you can f*ck off enough!
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They’re talking about a stunt double btw, who hasn’t even been involved with the franchise since fucking 1998
Mind you, Twitter told Nicki not to associate with Chucky bc the actor was a pedo, now all of sudden, they’re team Chucky 😂😂 This is why she’s the realest btch in this shit.
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I find it hilarious that they can’t tell that they’re telling on themselves. Why didn’t you expect all these things until now? This is stuff he ran on in the first place so why are you just now acknowledging that these are problems? Absolute idiots these people.
🚨 THIS. JUST LISTEN.
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Republicans need to cleanse themselves of people like this, it should be embarrassing that it’s so easy to grift to you, it’s entirely obvious that they think your dumb and a total red flag that a person from Canada can make an ENTIRE CAREER out of it. Easy money maker.
Buckle up, guys 😬 At least a new video drops Friday…right?
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So you were in no rush for any of these things until right now? Lmfao absolutely brutal admission of evil.
So Democrats, now that you have control, by February next year, I better have gas under $2, free healthcare, all the Epstein files released, free food, and free education. Also, we don’t want to hear it’s Trump’s fault anymore, because you all have total control now.
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You way too grown to be this dumb
Is Michigan, Georgia, Illinois, Texas, red or blue?
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Why is it that stupid people are always afraid of people being able to speak another language? Lmfao
Ngl, feeling pretty radicalized right now. Dude's victory speech was speaking arabic!? They're mocking us.
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You do know a lot of black people are Muslim right? Fucking airhead
For fucks sake, the elected Senator of Michigan got on the podium and started speaking Arabic. You democrat shills honestly think he's going to do anything for Black people???
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Broke ass nigga thought he was actually getting $5k LMFAOO
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account 🤦‍♂️
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