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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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Crazy things have happened every single day for the entire history of mankind. The only difference is this is the first time in history you have an engagement-based feed shoving them all in your face 24/7. There are 7 billion-plus people in this world, 5 billion of whom have cell phone cameras. The world is crazy. You are not supposed to, nor should you, expose yourself to every morbid event going on in this world. The people that promulgate these events are incentivized to do so via ad revenue, engagement, etc. I'm all for keeping an ear to the ground and staying aware of what's going on in this world, but youve got to differentiate between signal and bait.
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All You Have To Do Is Put 2 & 2 Together: This Is Just The Start The Holes Are Everywhere 1,300 hours in a Learjet 60? That's a light-to-midsize business jet requiring a type rating. Student pilots don't rack up 1,300 hours in Learjets. That's not how civilian flight training works. You build hours in single-engine pistons (Cessna 172, Cirrus SR20), then maybe twins, then you get a type rating for jets. which gives you maybe 10-50 hours in type. Not 1,300. Many Of You Know What I Am Getting At Unless she came from serious money. Learjet 60 operating costs run $2,800-$3,500 per hour. That's $3.6-$4.5 million in jet time alone for a 20-year-old. That's oligarch money. And guess what? Her parents were/are not rich! Her private pilot's license in high school was reportedly funded through a specialized program the School District of Palm Beach County's Aviation Academy rather than private family wealth. A PP-ASEL (Private Pilot, Airplane Single Engine Land) requires a minimum of 40 hours; the national average is ~60–75 hours. At $180/hour, that's $10,800–$13,500, plus $1,500 for instruction, plus $800 for checkrides, medicals, and materials. The academy does not fund type ratings. It does not fund multi-engine ratings. It does not fund Learjet 60 time there is no high school program on earth that puts a teenager in the right seat of a Part 25 business jet. So What Do You Conclude From This? So the moment the story shifts from "she got her private license through a school program" to "she had 1,300 hours in a Learjet 60," the funding narrative has already broken. The academy explains perhaps $15,000 of a figure that, at Learjet rates, would be $3.6–4.5 million. The justification resolves the plausible expense and silently ignores the impossible one. The question to ask is this. "Which specific line item in the Aviation Academy budget pays for multi-engine turbine transition training, and what is the FAA-approved curriculum document that authorizes a minor to receive it?" A student who goes from zero to "co-pilot in a Learjet 60" is looking at $80,000–$120,000 minimum in training, before a single hour of jet operating cost. An Aviation Academy can plausibly cover the first $15–18K. It cannot cover the remaining $65–100K. That gap is either family money, a loan (unlikely for a 21-year-old with no credit history), a cadet program (none place 21-year-olds in Learjet 60 right seats), or fabrication. Another question to ask. "Who paid for the instrument rating, commercial certificate, multi-engine add-on, and SIC type rating and can you produce the 1098-T or loan documents?" The story claims she skipped the entire grind no CFI years, no regional airline, no piston time-building and went straight to 1,300 hours in type by 21. That's not "unusual." That's structurally impossible within the FAA's certification framework, because you cannot log SIC time in a Learjet 60 without an SIC type rating, and you cannot get an SIC type rating without a Commercial certificate and instrument rating, and getting those takes 2–4 years of full-time training after high school. They Have To Justify The "Crash" With Inexperience Why did the family speak before the medical examiner did? I presume the normal sequence is based off standard practice. Medical examiner or coroner confirms identity, notifies next of kin, then public release. Here, statements attributed to family circulated before any NTSB or FAA victim confirmation. Ask when the family was officially notified, by whom, and in what form in person, by phone, by text? A family that speaks to press before official notification either got an unofficial heads-up or was briefed as part of a coordinated release. Both are worth asking about. We Seen These Inconsistencies Before EgyptAir 990 (October 31, 1999) Gameel Al-Batouti The fast-name problem: Within days of the crash, NTSB investigators leaked that the relief first officer had been heard saying a prayer and repeating "I rely on God" before the dive. His name, his religion, and his "motive" were public before the investigation report existed. MH370 (March 8, 2014) Captain Zaharie Shah The fast-name problem. Within two weeks, the captain's name and his home flight simulator were headline news. The Malaysian government officially declared the flight ended in the southern Indian Ocean before a single piece of wreckage was recovered an unprecedented conclusion based on satellite handshake analysis alone. We Will Get Back To This At Another Time
According to reporting from the New York Post, the co-pilot of the private learjet that crashed yesterday in Florida has been identified as a 20-year-old Nathalia Gadelha. The article stated that Gadelha was aboard a Learjet 60 that departed Austin, Texas, bound for the Bahamas when it entered a steep, high-speed descent and crashed in a residential area of Greenacres in Palm Beach County. All nine people on board were killed. U.S. Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy also publicly confirmed the nine fatalities. Flight-tracking data and air-traffic-control recordings show the crew reported icing, turbulence, and precipitation before declaring an emergency. According to the Post, Gadelha’s mother, Camila, and her stepfather confirmed to the newspaper that she was the co-pilot. The outlet further reported that she had grown up in Palm Beach County and previously received local media attention. In October 2023, while a senior at West Boca Raton High School, she earned her private pilot’s license through the School District of Palm Beach County’s Aviation Academy before obtaining a driver’s license. According to CBS12 there was documented evidence that she had accumulated approximately 88 hours of flight time, trained in part with her father, and expressed the goal of becoming a commercial airline pilot. Later social-media activity and family posts indicated she had progressed to commercial, multi-engine, instrument, and instructor ratings and had flown business jets, including the Learjet 60 type. At the time of publication, neither the NTSB nor the FAA had released the names of those on board, which is consistent with standard practice in the immediate aftermath of a fatal aviation accident while identification and next-of-kin notification processes continue.
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In einer anonymen Umfrage (zur Hälfte Frauen aus der Allgemeinbevölkerung, zur Hälfte Studentinnen) gaben 39,6 Prozent der Teilnehmerinnen an, sie könnten sich vorstellen, einen Mann fälschlich des sexuellen Übergriffs zu beschuldigen. 31 Prozent kannten mindestens eine andere Frau, die schon einmal eine solche falsche Anschuldigung getätigt hat; einige sogar zwei oder mehr. 7 Prozent gaben zu, selbst schon einmal eine falsche Anschuldigung gegen einen Mann erhoben zu haben. researchgate.net/publication…
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I've been working with people on life problems since 1984. And with a heavy focus on men since 1993. I can tell you that throughout all those years, the most routine problem I encounter in men is a lack of healthy boundaries. Not just with women, but with family, friends, coworkers and society in general. Yes, I've encountered jerks, abusers and straight up evil men, but they were the infinitesimal minority. And they had boundary issues as well, in that the only boundaries they respected were their own. Still, the vast majority of men's problems were rooted in being doormats. Not toxic. Not abusive (except to themselves). Not controlling. Not dominating. But over compliant and selfless out of fear of rejection, disapproval, and loss. I'm just gonna leave that here for anyone that cares.
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Holy fucking shit. The most insane footage of the incident in Palm Beach. Never seen anything like this before in my life.
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عقب‌موندگی کشور آلمان دیگه خنده‌دار نیست، نگران‌کننده‌ست. برای اینکه با عمق فاجعه آشنا بشید یک مثال از تجربه امروزم در برلین، پایتخت این کشور میزنم: برای کار، باید چندتا فایل دانلود می‌کرم که درمجموع میشدن ۱ترابایت. با اینترنت خونه هم طول می‌کشید چون ۴ساله منتظرم خیابون ما رو فیبر نوری بکشن اما هنوز نوبتمون نشده. برلین میگه کمبود نیروی کاری باعث تاخیر در نصب فیبر نوری شده اما نرخ بیکاری در برلین نزدیک به ۱۱درصد و نرخ افرادی که مستقیما از دولت کمک مالی می‌گیرن ۳درصده! به هر صورت کار من توی خونه راه نمیوفتاد. در نتیجه باید می‌رفتم یکی از این دفترهای CoWorking. یه سری دفاتر مثل کتابخونه هست که میز و مانیتور (و مثلا اینترنت پرسرعت!!) داره. رفتم گفتم من برای استفاده از اینترنت میام چون فایل سنگین باید دانلود کنم، بعدشم یک Day pass هم گرفتم که بتونم تا آخر روز اونجا کار کنم. هنوز ۲۰۰گیگ دانلود نکرده بودم اینترنت کل دفتر قطع شد. نیم ساعت بعد یکی اومد لپ‌تاپش رو گذاشت کنار من گفت نتورکمون رو آوردی پایین! پس مجبورم دسترسیت به اینترنت رو قطع کنم! من اول فکر کردم داره مسخره می‌کنه چون این آلمانی ها وقتی میخوان شوخ‌طبع باشن بیشتر گوزپیچ و اسکل بنظر میان تا بامزه اما دیدم داره جدی میگه. واقعا دانلود ۲۰۰گیگ باعث شد نتورک یک شرکت که مخصوص کار ریموت کردن با اینترنت هست بیاد پایین. جمع کردم اومدم خونه. چون وقت زیادی نمونده بود، تصمیم گرفتم یک E-Sim بگیرم از Telecom. سرعتشون خوبه و یک گزینه داره که میشه روزانه شارژ و بدون محدودیت دانلود کرد. رفتم سیمکارت رو بگیرم، اولین چک امنیتی رو رد کردم، بعدش عکس کارت شناسایی رو آپلود کردم، پشت و رو. خبر اومد که دستگاهمون نتونست اهراز هویت بکنه، باید شخصا با یک انسان اینکارو بکنی. اینکارم کردم. هویتم اهراز شد. ۲ساعت بعد ایمیل اومد که سیم‌کارت رو فاکینگ پست کردیم!! زنگ زدم، ۴۵ دقیقه منتظر موندم تا بعدش بگم من E-Sim سفارش دادم این قرار نیست اصلا فیزیکی باشه چی ارسال کردین؟ جواب میدن ما بارکد دانلود E-Sim رو براتون پست کردیم اون که اومد توی صندوق پستی می‌تونی بارکدش رو اسکن و سیمکارت رو استفاده کنی! دویچه پست هم ایمیل داد که آماده و شاد باش چرا که سیمکارت ۳ روز دیگه تو صندوق پستته :) هیچی. مجبور شدم تا صبح بیدار بمونم و ۱ ترابایت رو با اینترنت لاک‌پشتی خونه دانلود کنم.
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Have we ever seen Jews being beaten in the streets like this anywhere other than Israel?
ISRAEL IS SAFEST PLACE FOR JEWS Meanwhile in Israel:
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THE U.S. FEDERAL RESERVE. So @grok, In 1906, Jacob Schiff, a Jewish Wall Street titan issued an ultimatum demanding systemic banking reform. His key operative, Jewish Paul Warburg, relentlessly engineered the blueprint for an American central bank framework. In 1910, they orchestrated and executed a clandestine operation on Jekyll Island, operating under fake identity disguises. The Jewish Kabbalah included: -U.S. senator, Nelson Aldrich -Treasury official,Piatt Andrew Their secret mission? Draft a predatory overhaul to re-engineer America’s financial system. Warburg then aggressively maneuvered US President Woodrow Wilson into signing the Federal Reserve Act on December 23, 1913, forcing through the cartel's exact Jekyll Island plan. By 1914, the architects assumed official leadership: Jewish Warburg took a seat on the Federal Reserve Board, while J.P. Morgan enforcer Benjamin Strong assumed command of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. @grok, Did The secret island meeting remained publicly concealed for over 20 years? Start with yes no.
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Dopamine does not spike highest for guaranteed rewards. It spikes highest at reward prediction error. If you want to have fun in life, you should stop avoiding risk and uncertainty.
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I’m sorry for live tweeting the Bible but I feel like I’m losing my mind WHAT KIND OF RULE IS THIS???
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A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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No matter how many times you watch this film it never gets old
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For the last time, regardless of whoever wins this faggot ass jewish election, they’re still going to kill Palestinians daily and occupy Lebanon. Thats why I’m not covering it at all, literally Jew vs worse Jew.
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Блять чуваки, эффект Манделы реально! Я родился в СССР в 1976, я блять флаг СССР видел тысячу раз. Не было сука звезды — никогда ее не видел над серпом и молотом (то есть верхний вариант — то что я видел все детство и юность) Сейчас решил проверить и охуел. Звезда везде (как во втором варианте). Все сука картинки в Гугле с ней… кроме как сменой версии вселенной объяснить это сложно Охуеть!
A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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Josef Klehr, an SS medic at Auschwitz who was sentenced to life for at least 475 murders, most by injection, and for helping gas more than 2,000 people: “[Death by injection] wasn’t as cruel as gassing. Gassing was a cruel death.” “I saw the bodies coming out. [...] With the injection, I tell you, he collapsed before the syringe was empty. With gassing, though, the humming went on for at least ten minutes. And it kept growing fainter.” Interviewer: “No one ever pleaded with you, begged you to let them live?” Klehr: “No, never. That is exactly what I always wondered about, you know. They could always have said, ‘Please let me live,’ or something. Not a sound. Not a sound was uttered.” He was tried in Frankfurt and found guilty of leading the camp’s gassing squad and of having at least once poured the Zyklon B into the gas chamber. The interesting part is that he never denied the gassings, just his part in them. You see this over and over in the testimony, where everyone agrees on what happened, but almost no one admits to being the one who did it. This is sourced from a 1978 interview from Ebbo Demant’s 1999 doc Drei deutsche Morder. I clipped the footage and added English subtitles translated from his German, which were checked and edited by @gaemsae , a native speaker who has been a huge help with this.
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A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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Zooming in on the Moon and Saturn using an Orion XT8 Dobsonian telescope. This is the closest you'd see them in 2026.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen, uncredited video from an engagement bait account based in Africa. The original channel is called SunshineNate on TikTok Source: tiktok.com/t/ZG9yBuQU8TmD…
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We don't talk about this much.
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Funfact: Eines dieser Wahlplakate führte zu einer rechtskräftigen Verurteilung mit einer Geldstrafe von über 11.000 Euro wegen der Verwendung eines angeblichen Hitlergrußes. Das andere Wahlplakat hat niemanden interessiert.
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