Amanda Thorsen

"Whoa a cop... and it's a WOMAN. You don't see that every day."

Me: "Should we pick up that hitchhiker?" Marty: "Why would you want to pick up a hitchhiker? Are you a big fan of them or something?"

"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes TOTAL DESTRUCTION."

Marty: "Christmas is when we celebrate Jesus and get presents. Halloween is when we get candy... and celebrate the devil."

"I don't like @justinbieber because he distracts my mom."

"The Devil's birthday is probably on Halloween."

"A kid at school pulled down his pants. He didn't go to jail though; his parents must have paid the cops."