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Andy Fury

@andyfury

I like trains and making people laugh. Buy my book: https://xitter.gq/t.co/yVNBfjuC99…

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Joined February 2009
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🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall this evening (Friday 15th November) for another night of guaranteed laughter 🎤 @NickDoody 🎤 Patrick Draper 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be purchased from the venue directly ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall on Friday 15th November for another night of guaranteed laughter 🎤 @NickDoody 🎤 Patrick Draper 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be purchased from the venue directly ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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Think I'll give that other one a shot, should you care to join me. bsky.app/profile/andyfury.bs… (I'll probably never post there either mind)
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😆 We're heading back to The Forum Music Centre in Darlington this Saturday (5th October) for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy 🎤 @robrouse 🎤 @mattpricecomic 🎤 Peter Bell 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12 each ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/dar…
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How's the hostages, did you say?
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😆 We're heading back to The Forum Music Centre in Darlington on Saturday 5th October for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy 🎤 @robrouse 🎤 @mattpricecomic 🎤 Peter Bell 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12 each ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/dar…
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🌟 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗔𝗖𝗧 & 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 📅 Thursday 15th August 🍻 Steam Machine Brewing Company, Newton Aycliffe 🎤 @davejohnscomic 🎤 @deancoughlin_ 🎤 @andyfury ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/new…
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This English press might be worse than the one that killed Princess Diana.
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This is what I worry that I look like whenever I try and wear anything 'cool'.
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Possibly a pseudonym, @bbc
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Maybe turn the heating off on the carriages as well, @My_Metro ?
Tyne and Wear Metro (@My_Metro) profile pictureTyne and Wear Metro@My_Metro10 May 2024
☀️Please take care when travelling in the warm weather this week: ▶️Open windows to let fresh air into the carriage ▶️Carry water to stay hydrated ▶️Make priority seating available for those who need it ▶️ If you feel unwell, it’s best to get off at the next station & seek help.
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I don't think it's wise to platform an obsessed stalker
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Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.
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🚨 NEW: The Tories, Labour and Lib Dems have all united to condemn Nike's new St George cross design on the England Euro shirt as they demand a return to the original
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Fuck off Jürgen Klopp today is Traitors final day and I will not be distracted by your needy attention-seeking.
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Presumably David Cameron is just coming in to steady the ship for six months or so. Pig Sam, if you will.
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🏦 Join us at Bishop Auckland Town Hall next Friday (20th October) for laughs aplenty 🎤 @paulyftaylor tops the bill, alongside @FlowerOfAshton and host @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be bought from the venue directly Details ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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🏦 On Friday 20th October, Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall 🎤 Joining us on the night will be @paulyftaylor, @FlowerOfAshton and host @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be bought from the venue directly Details ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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Tell me about it.
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