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I like trains and making people laugh. Buy my book: https://xitter.gq/t.co/yVNBfjuC99…

Joined February 2009
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🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall this evening (Friday 15th November) for another night of guaranteed laughter 🎤 @NickDoody 🎤 Patrick Draper 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be purchased from the venue directly ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall on Friday 15th November for another night of guaranteed laughter 🎤 @NickDoody 🎤 Patrick Draper 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be purchased from the venue directly ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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😆 We're heading back to The Forum Music Centre in Darlington this Saturday (5th October) for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy 🎤 @robrouse 🎤 @mattpricecomic 🎤 Peter Bell 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12 each ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/dar…
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😆 We're heading back to The Forum Music Centre in Darlington on Saturday 5th October for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy 🎤 @robrouse 🎤 @mattpricecomic 🎤 Peter Bell 🎤 @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12 each ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/dar…
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🌟 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗔𝗖𝗧 & 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 📅 Thursday 15th August 🍻 Steam Machine Brewing Company, Newton Aycliffe 🎤 @davejohnscomic 🎤 @deancoughlin_ 🎤 @andyfury ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/new…
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I don't think it's wise to platform an obsessed stalker
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Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.
🚨 NEW: The Tories, Labour and Lib Dems have all united to condemn Nike's new St George cross design on the England Euro shirt as they demand a return to the original
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🏦 Join us at Bishop Auckland Town Hall next Friday (20th October) for laughs aplenty 🎤 @paulyftaylor tops the bill, alongside @FlowerOfAshton and host @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be bought from the venue directly Details ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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🏦 On Friday 20th October, Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall 🎤 Joining us on the night will be @paulyftaylor, @FlowerOfAshton and host @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show can be bought from the venue directly Details ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bis…
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🧀 On Thursday 3rd August, we're bringing our New Act & New Material Night to Hops & Cheese in Hartlepool 🎤 We'll be joined by @thedavideagle, Zoe, host @andyfury and support 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £10 per person Details ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/har…
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Hilarity Bitesize New Act & New Material Night with David Eagle, Zoe, host Andy Fury & support Thu 3rd Aug 7:30pm @hopsandcheese #Hartlepool #UKcomedy @HilarityBites LINE-UP @andyfury Zoe @thedavideagle Support Acts TBC TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/hartle… #JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE
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📅 Join us at @TheForum_Music on Saturday 1st April for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy 🎤 We're bringing along popular musical comedian @paulsilkywhite, one-liner 'Punosaurus' @TonyCowards, and returning host @andyfury Tickets ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/dar…
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“If they really are refugees, why don’t they have to stay in the first safe country they reach?” “Why don’t they just claim asylum in France?” Here is my answer, once & for all. To Jonathan Gullis, and to everyone else who ever wondered. #RefugeesWelcome
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@HilarityBites supplying your monthly dose of #laughter this #Saturday December 3rd at The Forum. This month featuring @Steve_Gribbin, Zoe, and host @andyfury 🎟️Tickets: hilaritybites.co.uk/show/dar… @WhatsOnDarlo @lovedarlouk @LiveDarlo
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🍻 We've organised a comedy gig in a brewery, and it's taking place tonight (Thursday 20th October) 🎤 Join @reed_mat, @TheBrookerMan host @andyfury and support at the Steam Machine Brewery in Newton Aycliffe Tickets ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/new…
🍻 Hilarity Bites returns to Steam Machine Brewery in Newton Aycliffe on Thursday 20th October 🎤 We have a superb line-up, including @reed_mat, @TheBrookerMan and host @andyfury 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £10 per person Tickets ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/new…
"Why isn't anyone talking about this?" Writes Robert Peston the political editor for ITV news & host of a weekly political discussion show
Why is there so little seeming focus in the energy crisis debate about the catastrophe facing small businesses? Significant numbers are too small to hedge costs, their monthly power bills have quintupled over 18 months and they are…
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🎉 We're delighted to be hosting some top comedians as part of #DeepNorthFestival 🎤 Join us at @hopsandcheese on Bank Holiday Sunday (28th August) when we'll be joined by @DavidHadingham, @KelliiTaylor and host @andyfury (plus support) Details ➡️ facebook.com/events/74333192…
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