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When I’m hungover I spend all day arguing with strangers on the internet if you are here mad at something I said just know I went fkn hard last night
What we are witnessing tonight is a direct result of all those billboards saying “the rents cheaper in Ohio” they had up in NYC a couple years ago
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This isn't @Battlefield.
You can tell because we don't have neon glowing skins and our studio isn't $55,000,000,000 dollars in debt.
New features coming in our next update including holding breath, freelook, new sound effects, magazine repacking, and more.
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I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero
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Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.
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If you are stuck in a New York subway station it’s imperative that you freak the fuck out. You could be down there forever
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Overheard a police radio saying “we can’t lose Broadway!” I’m like ‘tf you mean lose broadway?” Lmaooo
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"A source confirmed that the Knicks-tagged train was found at 4:41 a.m. Wednesday in a layup area — yes, layup — just north of the Q line’s 96th Street terminal beneath Second Avenue." thecityreporter.nyc/2026/06/…
Just like any other slur, a real New Yorker can give you a pass, and you can say you are a New Yorker when you aren’t in New York but only when no New Yorkers are around.
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NEW YORK CITYYYYY LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD CAPTAIN BRUNSON YOU ARE IMMORTAL OG YOU ARE IMMORTAL HART ROBINSON BRIDGES KAT SHAMET DEUCE WE LOVE YOU FUCK THE NYPD!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro ratio'd eric adams
Replying to @ericadamsfornyc
Na you’d probably be kissing that wall or on a first class flight to turkey.
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going to a hardcore show dressed as an orange and saying "orange you glad I'm not a banana?" all night
























