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robyn ๐Ÿ‘ผ

@apocryphaI

โ€ข she/her, 33, writer โ€ข voluptuous enchantress indulging in limitless sensations

 Bristol, England
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Joined September 2018
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myyyy name on the waterstones websiteโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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mount bellyache@mountbellyacheOct 31
i donโ€™t believe that this many of you hate gay halloween. some of you like it at least a little
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. Iโ€™m just lovable
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 30
well we all knew these glorious utopian years we've had couldn't last forever
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@BBCPoliticsOct 29
"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

Budget forecasts show growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.

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hilariously broke rn i have literally ยฃ1 to my name. entirely my own fault (spent all my money #SpendAllYourMoneyOctober) but if anyone wants to sling me a tenner to keep me going until monday ๐Ÿฅฒ paypal.me/tillamookburns
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Go to paypal.me/tillamookburns and type in the amount. Since itโ€™s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donโ€™t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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ao3 going down hitting the tl like a nuke
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yeah iโ€™m doing great, why do you ask
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@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrityโ€ฆ
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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noel fielding youโ€™re next
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i found it btw
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does anyone have that one picture of sidney crosby with spider legs i canโ€™t find it for the life of me
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going โ€œme when i pull the door handle and it shattersโ€ has me in tears
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@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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hiiii
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mountain GOATS ๐Ÿ–ค
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& lovely lovely palsโ€ฆ
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no i donโ€™t think so
girlfriend in a coma (@paranoidzpark) profile picturegirlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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my bowls! #MyBowls
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i donโ€™t remotely recommend getting 3 tattoos in a month. But
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Tilly@TillyMonkfishOct 16
in 2026 everything you buy is more expensive, but in exchange, at least it is also worse
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itโ€™s the guy who told me he says please and thank you when he uses chatgpt. and itโ€™s NOT close
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oh actually there IS a close second it was when i was asking the saxophonist (real ones remember) why he was such an emotionally avoidant fucking nightmare and he said โ€œmaybe i shouldโ€™ve put demisexual on my bumble profile.โ€™ i was instantly like HURKKKK
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youโ€™re thirty years old you are NOT demisexual you are an ASSHOLE
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