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robyn 👼

@apocryphaI

• she/her, 33, writer • voluptuous enchantress indulging in limitless sensations

 Bristol, England
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Joined September 2018
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i don’t believe that this many of you hate gay halloween. some of you like it at least a little
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 30
well we all knew these glorious utopian years we've had couldn't last forever
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@BBCPoliticsOct 29
"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

Budget forecasts show growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.

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matt 🏒@ryanwarsofskyOct 26
i found it btw
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matt 🏒 (@ryanwarsofsky) profile picturematt 🏒@ryanwarsofskyOct 23
does anyone have that one picture of sidney crosby with spider legs i can’t find it for the life of me
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
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@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma (@paranoidzpark) profile picturegirlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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Tilly@TillyMonkfishOct 16
in 2026 everything you buy is more expensive, but in exchange, at least it is also worse
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m@lesmacabreOct 14
people will watch this scene and look you straight in the eye and tell you succession is not funny
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jo 🩵🦑@DiaryofJoOct 11
Mantras for when your team is losing
Boyidiot (@ironicallyubi) profile pictureBoyidiot@ironicallyubiOct 11
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 12
(Yoda suddenly remembering an embarrassing thing he said 700 years ago) Kill myself I must
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alyssa@lyssibot5000Oct 11
hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be erling haaland for halloween
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its jex btw@beersmoker93Oct 11
i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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todd dillard@toddedillardOct 6
poems used to be like "Fall's big boot / stubs out flowers / as oaks catch fire" but now they're like "at the season theme park where i work as Fall Incarnate i chase down coworkers in flower costumes and beat them" and the first line is like "with a French baguette"
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paddle@ipaddlearoundOct 7
was awarded “Least Likely to Succeed”and “Most Likely to Get Emulsified” in high school and guess what? im still here bitch. and i start my new job at the big mayonnaise factory on Monday
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long sword wife@quietlybeaOct 2
Do we see the vision
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long sword wife (@quietlybea) profile picturelong sword wife@quietlybeaOct 2
I can’t wait for gay Halloween get ready for sexy George RR Martin
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❤︎⁠@hackerchickOct 1
Emma D’Arcy: So it/its pronouns may have roots in dehumanization but some trans people find them freeing Tom Cruise: I just don’t see how it was gay when I only swallowed once Emma: We’re getting to that
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Publication day! LIFE AS MASK, the first Frazzled Lit @frazzledlitmag anthology is now available to purchase from Amazon as a Kindle ebook! The print edition will follow in the coming days, and then I'll make it available on other platforms. frazzledlit.com/p/the-life-a…
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Diego 🪏@DiegeNutzSep 26
Yep
junes (@junesfoshiz) profile picturejunes@junesfoshizSep 25
When you watched Succession did it feel like you were watching a top 5 show of the century? It’s good but like, top 5?
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yes. this was the pilot
junes (@junesfoshiz) profile picturejunes@junesfoshizSep 25
When you watched Succession did it feel like you were watching a top 5 show of the century? It’s good but like, top 5?
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ratman@CoalPowersSep 25
Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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