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I like non-league football and talking about myself so much, I wrote a book about them both. It's funny. Honest.

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HI GUYS Some will know that during the first lockdown, I started writing a book. Finally, it is ready for the world. It is available NOW in paperback and for Kindle. I am scared and excited, in that order. Get involved here: amzn.eu/d/g890fQ9 Thank you xx
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Absolutely delightful to join @MarkSaggers last night to talk through What I Talk About When I Talk About Non-League Football and @GresleyRovers and #nonleaguefootball in general. A real pleasure. Have a watch back here, if you're so inclined: youtu.be/aiIxwXuXf6E
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So. Shall we?
New season starts here! Good luck lads
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of DAT ASS
‘OPPENHEIMER’ includes “prolonged full nudity” between Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh. The love story aspect “is as strong as I’ve ever done,” says Christopher Nolan. (Source: theguardian.com/film/2023/ju…)
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What a lovely review this is! I would suggest that if you haven't bought my book yet, this sums up why you should do so fairly well. Now just pop off and buy it, yeah?
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Shhhrewsburreh TOWN-uh CORRRACLE MOWN
🚣 The Shrewsbury Town coracle man 🪚 Timber Joey 🚗 The ball-delivering remote control car operators 🦅 The eagle handlers 🎺 The horn blower @NickMiller79 on football's quirkiest jobs - and the unusual characters fulfilling them.

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‘Anselm’ (2023), a documentary by #WimWenders examining the life of #AnselmKiefer, was premiered in the Special Screening section of the 2023 @Festival_Cannes. This unique cinematic experience dives deep into an artist’s work and reveals his inspiration and creative process. Past and present are interwoven allowing the audience to be completely immersed in the remarkable world of one of the greatest contemporary artists. ‘Finnegans Wake’, a major exhibition of paintings, sculptures and installations by Anselm Kiefer will be on view at #WhiteCube Bermondsey from 7 June – 20 August 2023. Video: Courtesy of Road Movies and HanWay Films.
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Today is my 20th anniversary of moving down south. Happy birthday day to me.
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I always feel like starting with the edges and corners first kind of goes against the spirit of a jigsaw puzzle a bit.
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I enjoyed this afternoon immensely. Sports, for now, are good.
FT: Shepshed Dynamo 0 - 1 Gresley Rovers (Goal: Spruce)
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In a pub and the landlord just ran the hoover round. I love Easter Monday.
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Non-league day is it? What gave it away.
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How do we start an appeal to stop Bruce Springsteen nicking most of Chris Martin's food.
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How do we start an appeal to stop Bruce Springsteen nicking most of Chris Martin's food.
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Great idiotic questions on inappropriate platforms, coupled with perfectly brief responses, of our time part 1
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You know when you're flicking channels and you end up on Great British Menu for a minute and there's a lad getting bollocked because his dish didn't scream Earthworm Jim? Yeah, that.
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Some question darts as a sport. Those fools missed an awkward 52-year-old man in specs with a penchant for thumbs-upping demonstrate peak physical performance last night. My guy.
GILDING IS THE CHAMPION! 🏆 Andrew Gilding has defied all the odds to beat Michael van Gerwen 11-10 to win the 2023 Cazoo UK Open! What an incredible story! #UKOpenDarts
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You can tell a town by what it does with its old just-out-of-town coaching inns. Some get painted, do "food" and are busy. Some install two dartboards, sell nothing but Scampi Fries and house three silent, solo drinkers. I'll see you in the latter.
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Hang on, they've finally put the HD version of BBC1 on channel 101 on Sky? In a world of war and hatred, good things are still happening. Praise be.
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